MAN TOLD WIFE HE GO JB PUMP PETROL, BUT HE “PUMPING” AT MASSAGE PARLOUR
MAN SICK OF FRIENDS THAT ALWAYS WANT TO LEND MONEY AT MONTH END TO DRINK
SON STOLE FATHER’S CREDIT CARD TO BUY IPHONE FOR GF, GET KICKED OUT OF HOUSE
EMPLOYEE LEARNS IT THE HARD WAY “NO SUCH THING AS LOYALTY, GET REPLACED EASILY”
GF TOLD ME SHE WILL “F” MY BROTHER IF I GO NS, USING MY BROTHER TO REPLACE ME
MAN TALKS WITHOUT FILTER AND THINKS HE’S ALWAYS RIGHT, GOT ‘SCHOOLED’ ONE DAY
MAN ACTS LIKE HE IS NOT STRAIGHT SO HE CAN BE AROUND WOMEN AND TOUCH THEM
MY CHEAPSKATE FRIEND WANT TO TRAVEL BUT NOT WILLING TO SPEND MONEY, KEEP WANT BUDGET
MAN HEARD ‘SOUNDS’ COMING FROM A HANDICAP TOILET, COUPLE CAME OUT A WHILE LATER
GF UPSET BECAUSE SHE CAUGHT BF STARING AT OTHER WOMEN, SAYS IT’S EMBARRASSING