After working for over 15 years in the HR department, I realized a trend of employee types. There are generally 5 types of employees who are totally LJ people. We will start off with the most common types.
1. “I Work Late Then I Can Come Late”
This is the most typical kind of worker that you can find in any office environment. Last year we hired this girl for our expansion and she comes in from 9.30 to 10 am daily. When we question her why is she so late. Her reasoning is “because I work late last night”
I then asked her why is she staying late. She said that she has some work to finish. I just kept quiet.
Well, it generally means, your incompetent when you can’t finish the work on time. That does not warrant you to come late for work.
2. The ‘Eunuch’
The ‘eunuch’ also known as the ultimate balls licker. Only talk to the boss, treat the rest like inferior beings. Don’t care about others, do everything for the boss from work to personal. I ever encountered one of this kind.
He buys food for the boss every day, cleans his car and even uses after hours to deliver groceries to his home. He follows wherever he goes. He is only one step away from holding his ‘DXXX” for him to pee.
This kind typically has social problems and is considered a negative entity in the office.
3. Zo Bo Lan Manager
This happens when the company hires a person of power into the company. What typically happens is a high position person such as a general manager or an even more senior position and he or she brings in his or her team. The team consists of managers that have various functions.
After joining the company, the General manager realized there is almost nothing that the manager is doing as his previous company structure is different from the current one.
What happens is the manager get sheltered by this big ‘umbrella’ and gets the free salary. The manager will leaves after the super high position guy leaves.
4. The Sick Boy Or Girl
Yes, this is the most common one. Every month must MC at least one time. Cannot question because MOM law. What to do? Appraisal time lor
5. ‘Siam’ Kia
Not Thai boy, but the person that always siam (in Hokkien) for whatever work that needs to be done. They are commonly the type that always nowhere to be found when there is a need to OT. They already ran home.
What do you guys think? Tag them if you know them