Why cannot best of both worlds?
I (31, M) have been with my girlfriend (28, F) for about 1 year. It was a long day at work, and I just reached home (my GF stays with me sometimes). I was just minding my own business, eating my dabao-ed caifan when suddenly my gf called my full name. I straight stun and choke on my food.
Give me PTSD
You know the feeling when you just going about your day, then suddenly your wife/girlfriend/mother call you by your full name, even with the Chinese name? Ya it scared the crap out of me. I thought she found out something she shouldn’t have found out.
She called me to ask me this: “B ah, do you like my chest or my behind more?”. Brother… Limpei eating my dinner you come ask this kind of thing for what. What kind of tiktok you see?? I gave the politically correct answer of “Dear of course I love both la.. If not I don’t pick you already” so I could get her away and enjoy my dinner but she was persistent.
“You can only pick one”, she said. I told her I pick her shoulders because she gives good hugs. Then she suddenly got angry and told me to stop avoiding the question. At this point, mans just wanted to finish his dinner and go bathe.
300 IQ move
But we must use our brains to think and achieve a win-win situation if possible, right? So I replied “Okay I’ll answer you, but if I choose already never get it very sian leh”. I think she got the hint because she came over and started rubbing my shoulders.
I told her “You let me finish my dinner and bathe, then I tell you which one I like the whole night”. She smiled and went back to my room first. Needless to say, this was a happily-night-after ending.
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