I saw a female friend of mine having a bad stomache ache and repeatedly farting uncontrollably one night ago and got turned on by it, I then went home and pleaasured myself thinking about it.
I was with a couple friends last night and one of them didn’t react well to food we ate or something and kept farting next to me.
She couldn’t control it and it kept forcing itself out and we were all laughing. But the truth is it made me really turned on for some reason.
I’ve never been attracted to her before even though she is attractive and I don’t have a thing for forting or at least I didn’t used to. But regardless her constant farting kept making me feel hot.
Eventually we all went our separate ways and I went home and pleasured myself thinking about her and the sound of her farts.
After I was done the post nut clarity hit me hard and I practically had an existential crisis over it. The guilt and shame almost brought me to tears.
To make matters worse I watched videos of women farting today as a test and they made me turned on. I don’t know how to cure it or stop the intrusive thoughts about it.
This sucks please help.
Netizens’ comments
- I’m really upset you didn’t end this with “this stinks”
- Oh dear god
- Oh great heavens
- Lmaoo I’m just imagining you touching yourself to a fart compilating video playing and it is funny as hell
- That’s cool. You probably liked it because it was a uncontrollable body function for her. Once that starts it ain’t stopping until its done.
- Sometimes sharing isn’t caring
- Why am I here wtf
- If this is the worst thing you ever do, you’re doing pretty well.
- My ex husband used to get turned on when I farted too. Don’t worry. There’s much worse things in the world to worry about. You’re fine, I promise.