Ok, I have this very insecure GF which is a bit crazy due to her history of many many cheating boyfriends who are mostly ah beng ah seng ah kow ah neow.
She is currently staying with me and I’m going nuts.
She told me that all her ex has cheated on her and demanded me to wear a charity cage when I leave home. So I basically have a birdcage on my bird when I go office or go down NTUC to buy groceries.
After a week it started to get irritating and itchy and I told her I did not want to wear it anymore, she immediately accused me that I have plans to cheat on her and said that If I leave home without the cage she would leave me.
I am many things but I am not a man that takes kindly to threats. So I decided to leave home and went to NTUC go get a bag of potato chips. I did it on purpose because not only she forces me to cage up my bird but also she wants me to diet with her.
It don’t make sense for me to diet with her as I am already very skinny.
I came back and saw her crying, she started to shout and scream at me saying I have gone out to find other girls.
I replied her: “I was out for less than 15mins, You think I have time to take off my pants, do it and put it back in time ah”
After that I ignored her watching some anime and eating the potato chips.
She said: Now you really don’t care for me, You even stop dieting with me.
I told her: If you were not so fat in the first place, maybe ur ex won’t cheat on you.
That was the last straw and she left my home and we broke up. I was so happy and I called grab food to order a bucket or friend chicken and watch some shows on my PC.