What is your craziest poop story?
Curious to know if there are others out there like me.. Sorry for formatting, am posting this from my phone.
This incident happened more than a few months ago.
Some context: I was recently granted Excuse Stay In the previous Friday, and was very excited to be booking in on the following Monday.
On my way to my favourite camp, Sungei Gedong, my stomach felt slightly uncomfortable just 10 minutes into the bus ride. (It takes 40 minutes by 975 from BP to Gedong, with no access to toilets once you pass Sunshine Mall at CCK)
After passing by Tengah Air Base, I couldn’t hold in the bomb anymore. I had a few seconds to decide whether the poop goes in my pants or not.
With no hesi, I alighted at one of the most ulu bus stops that no one drops off at. Pulled down my pants. And took a wet poop 3 steps from the bus stop, onto the vegetation. Thankfully, I remembered my training back in BMT where I had to poop in the jungle, so this was just like it.
And because I had no tissues or wipes on me, I shamefully pulled up my pants without wiping and boarded the next bus as if nothing happened.
I then proceeded to my coyline where I continued my business, and clean myself up after.
Do share if you have any pooping experience(s) during NS!
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- Formerly, I was in 3 Guards Mono and this is before the time where the safety rules kick in . Back then, time to poop was severely limited and we will get punish for trying to sneak off to poop during BMT.
We were excited recruits on the way to Tekong for our first outfield, the thought to poop was far from my mind. I was a young novice, fearful of life and terrified of the drill sergeants. We were supposed to be ‘garang’ and follow instructions without thinking. The tonner to the site was filled with excited whispers and fresh optimism of the army life.
Back in my mind, the thought of pooping was far off, a molecule in the grand scheme of the world. From the first day to the seven day, I didn’t poop. I held it in, I had no thought, no individuality to poop, I am a slave! A slave to the army, one who doesn’t poop. I refuse to ask the drill sergeant for permission to poop, a prideful soldier I might add. No I didn’t cry, that is for the wussies and the cowards, I held my poop like a man. A man being sent to the frontlines, the poop being an analogy to freedom. I am unable to escape from the anuses of army to civilian life, but I soldiered on. As expected of every Singaporean boy, with hope in our eyes.
Still, I didn’t think of the poop. It is not my priority, pooping is an average part of life and not something worth discussing for the future. 7 days, I held. I think of my love ones, my brothers and the government. My duty to the country! I have to soldier on, if not what are our lives but measly civilians, not a drop in this society where aunties refuse to even give their seats to us and covered their noses in disdain at us!
On the 7th day, it was raining. We were packing up at the campsite, I almost teared up looking at the trees. We are going to Ord. My prideful tearful eyes and expression turned into a grimace. My stomach growl and I can feel it, 7 days of ration, of lo Mai kai, chicken rice and red bean paste.
I ran, I ran with fright into the trees. I didn’t dig a hole contrary to rules, with great force I pulled down my pants. Squatted and pooped, it never ends and curled up into a circular motion of poop as long as my arm. I took the toilet papers out of my pockets and wiped. I expended the whole roll. Looking back the spiral of poop was as large as my face. It was the best poop I ever had in my life. I pulled my pants back up and turned to the skies, whispering ‘I am finished’! - Wtf is wrong with you
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- Not my story but IIRC during Ranger course one of the trainees shat in the jungle and didn’t bury his poop. When cadre found out, nobody admitted, so he made all the trainees line up, and wiped the poop on all their faces. Happened recently too 💀
- There has been poop on the floor 7 times in 1 month at my bunk level. The 7th time is today.