MAN KENA “CHOP CARROT” AT ORCHARD TOWERS, QUOTED $50 BUT END UP PAY $150 FOR 10 MINS

Warning for any guys looking to get a “massage” at Orchard Towers

It’s a scam, or at least very overpriced. I went to the 3rd floor on the front block knowing it was that kind of massage and I thought it was a good deal because the lady said it was 50 dollars.

but it turns out that was just for a room, and 50 extra for a hand job and paizuri each (she saw I had a 100 SGD bill on me and didn’t wanna give change I guess and I didn’t wanna start a fight)

so the total was 150 SGD and it lasted only like 10 minutes with nothing else. No actual massage either.

I’ve gotten a proper massage plus a hJ for only a 100 ringgit in Bukit Bintang, Frankfurt charged 80 Euro for the same thing as BB, and 50 SGD got me bj + hj + fj in Geylang (43).

Thank goodness the govt isn’t renewing licenses for this place.

Also don’t feel bad for me guys, I’m an Asian American* tourist who overbudgeted for the trip to SG anyway.

Netizens’ comments

1. 10 mins is becos you pew pew too fast?
2. They see you vegetable head, can chop, of course chop lah. What you expect?
   It’s Orchard Towers, you don’t go there if you don’t expect to get chopped.
3. Heard a similar story from a friend. OT has a terrible rep. They basically gave him blue balls and made him pay an extra $100 to finish. And yeah, he was white and american so i think they definitely target y’all
4. Welcome to Singapore, where you got scammed left right and in the middle
5. ayo… drop more details about the geylang one 😏😏😏
   • (OP) The manager/pimp spoke to me in Chinese at first but then realized I didn’t understand so he switched to very broken English
     Women there are Thai, and though talking with the one I picked was pretty difficult she still seemed to know what to do, especially with shower together, changing position to make sure my dick went into her pussy, and also giving me kisses all over my face