I worked at a karaoke pub during my school holidays to earn some cash and also to enjoy the perks that came with working at a pub, the free drinks and the amount of girls I can flirt with.
There was this fat guy who always came to the pub where I was working at.
He often comes alone and tries to flirt with female patrons over at my pub.
Likes to scream when singing
Whenever he drinks a few glasses of beer, he would always have the feel to sing.
While I have no issue with bad singing or even tone deaf singing, I have this issue with people who clearly cannot sing and would scream to make up for their incompetence.
This fat guy is a very good example of what I do not like.
He would choose songs that are extremely difficult to sing and clearly not his level and will scream whenever the cannot reach the key.
He would also try to go around to other people’s table, especially females to try to get them to sing together and he would often get ‘touchy’ with them while screaming his lungs out while singing.
This made a lot of customers irritated and he after he finishes singing, he would shout into the microphone asking people to ‘Zhang Sheng Gu Li Gu Li’ (A warm round of applause) like as if he is a mega superstar.
People would often turn around and look at him while he is up to his antics and he would turn to be at the pub and tell me that he feels like he is participating in the singing competition ‘The Voice of China’ because all the patrons are ‘wow-ed’ by his singing which is why they turn around to look, just like in the competition.
I have honestly never seen anyone’s ego as big as his size.
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