A woman shared how her husband ltierally screams when he’s puking, reasoning that it helps him feel better.
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My husband screams while puking.
It’s horrible, but I get enraged when my husband is sick because of the way he pukes. He SCREAMS and gargles, I don’t mean normal noises i’m talking full on all out screaming, it’s legitimately unnecessary.
I’ve talked to him about it and all he can say is “it helps”.
It does not help at 3:30 am when he’s had too much to drink and I’m woken up to the sounds of a grown man emptying his entireties into my toilet.
I’ve never heard any other human being make as much noise when they’re sick, sos man. SOS
My husband doesn’t have a drinking problem, we rarely drink and he rarely actually gets sick FROM drinking but when he does it definitely is a phenomenon to behold.
I vented on a venting page this morning because I was annoyed after being woken up to these crazy sounds at 4 am and then listening to it for a few hours.
I came to see that many other people have this problem and we’ve laughed about it together, so thank you 🙂
Netizens’ comments
My husband sounds like a velociraptor when he pukes. I don’t even know how he manages to turn a stomach bug into a scene from Jurassic Park, but it was very unsettling the first time I heard it! After 16 years I’m used to it and now it just makes me laugh!