As I looked into the mirror, I couldn’t help but smirk. I have always been proud of my looks and the attention I get from the ladies, and I am often told that I’m too handsome for my own good.
MONKEY DISEASE
But recently, I’ve started to feel like I’m in over my head. I can’t go out without being hit on by women, men, and even the occasional group of teenagers. And while it’s true that I love the attention, getting too much of it has started to take a toll on me.
I was always confident in my looks, but now I’m growing increasingly paranoid. I’m constantly worried that I’m going to catch something from all of these people who want to sleep with me. I’m sure you know what I mean- it’s the fear of getting a “disease” from someone who’s been with too many people.
It doesn’t help that I’m constantly asked if I’m single and available, even in public places like the grocery store or the gym. I’m sure you can understand why this can be unnerving.
I’ve considered taking a break from all the attention, but I’m just not sure how. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to turn down all the free “ons” I get from people. If I’m not careful, I could end up with a lot of unwanted baggage.
The truth is, I don’t want to be a walking disease carrier, but I’m not sure how to handle all the attention I get. I know I need to be more cautious and selective in who I choose to sleep with, but it’s hard to turn down someone who is clearly interested in me.
At the same time, I don’t want to be a prude and miss out on all the fun. I know I should practice safe sex, but I’m not sure if that’s enough to protect me from catching something. I’m not sure if I’m ready to take that risk.
The fact that I’m getting so much attention is both a blessing and a curse. I’m thankful for all the attention I get, but it’s also a bit overwhelming. I’m not sure how to handle it all without putting myself in danger.
I guess I’m just going to have to be more careful and selective in who I choose to sleep with. I’ll have to be more mindful of the risks and make sure I’m taking the necessary precautions. I don’t want to end up with a “disease” because I was too handsome for my own good.