GUY WITH A HUGE BACKSIDE FEELS PAISEH BECAUSE EVERYONE STARES

I have an unbelievably fat backside,

I’m a normal dude. A little overweight but if I suck in my stomach I just look beefy. But I can’t suck in my butt. It protrudes.

I did not work for this and it is real. My dad? Slender, tall, a bit muscular, flat as a washboard in the back.

My mom? Short, a bit chubby, big butt. Why did I get my dad’s height with my mom’s butt?

No pants hide it, and I can’t wear a kilt, I’m not a crossdresser so I can’t wear a skirt. I just gotta flop about with my big butt and get weird looks all the time cuz it does not fit my aesthetic.

Just a normal guy with two, extra-large hams honking their way down the street. Fml

Netizens’ comments

• GOOD ON YOU Some male-attracted people – myself included – love a good butt. If it makes you feel any better, as a gal, I somehow ended up with literally no butt. It’s like SpongeBob SquarePants back there. Fully resistant to any and all booty-building exercises.

• My gf says she loves my big butt. Mind em, I am in shape and stuff but just have a big soft butt. My gf says boys without butt look funny, so I guess it is a strength not something to feel bad about.