I just bare ass farted directly on my husband’s crotch after he fell asleep spooning me.
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I know if he were awake he would be grossed out. I have terrible gas right now. I selfishly did not want to move from this comfy position.
I feel kinda guilty about it and at the same time I find it hilarious.
Normally I am all about fart etiquette (fartiquette) and I will get up and move to a different location to fart and spare the people around me the agony.
I got lazy and figured what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him… I just let out another one before the end of this post. It was loud and I am shocked it didn’t wake him, however, he was stirred enough to roll over.
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Thanks for reading my confession.
Netizens’ comments
- Gas is expensive bottle it up and sell it
- My gf does this literally every day. Whether I’m asleep or not
- Every cutie with a booty has to tootie
- I would have zero problems (not that i would in general, i think farts are hilarious) with that if i had someone to spoon in exchange
- My other half farted on me in his sleep a few night ago and said ooooooh that’s nice. It gave me a giggle. I would do the same to keep that lovely comfy spoon.