I’m sitting in my room pretty ‘feeling it’ and bored so I wanna go watch some “films” and I always get these ds about those films live in action and I’ve never checked it out.
So I’m like, alright I’m gonna check it out, see what it’s all about
Created an account to chat with them
I open it and I see all these hot girls. I go into a couple and on the right side, they have a chat where you can type. but in order to chat with the girls, I have to make an account.
I entered my email, password, and they have something weird that is that you have to enter a username and I obviously didn’t wanna use my real name so I write the first name that comes to mind.
and then on the next page, it says. Enter your credit card,. I’m already skeptical but it says.. it’s 100% free, it’s only for if things get hot and you wanna donate
and I’m like.. eeeeehhh… but I’m already so far in the process that I’m like ok lets jus do it.. let’s go
Started watching the promised ‘live’ films
So now I’m in and I watch a few and they’re like just sitting there, they’re not really doing anything. nobody was showing anything special, they did a little bottom shaking, but pretty underwhelming overall.
So to find the best one I just hold control on my keyboard and open a ton of tabs so I can find one that actually does something that can turn me on.
I flip through these tabs at the top and it would popup this annoying thing that said. You can only watch one live stream at the time.
this popup would come a few times where I had to click like an orange button to refresh.
and then I land on this really old like 60-year-old grandmother, and she’s just sitting there, there’s like 8 people watching live.
then there was a popup with an orange button and instinctively my mouse just goes to it and right as I’m about to click the button I see it says, enter private room $5 dollars.
I click it, and I’m like.. “No! o F!” I’m not sad loosing $5 dollars but eh, couldn’t it be somebody that’s a little bit attractive?
Now she’s like smiling and she say’s “heeey (my username)”.. Immediately she’s pulling her ‘mountains’ out and she grabs a toy laying next to her. she has this underwear on that has like a velcro flap, and she snaps it open and I can see this really old, slightly hairy ‘oyster’.
I’m like.. alright man, I paid for this, so better give it a go, kinda like shamefully beating my ‘aeroplane’ off.
Now she keeps saying (my username) over and over again while making high noises, and I mean.. she puts on a pretty good show, she was pretty hot, but I mean she’s 60…
Received the bill for my experience
Later that night, I go to check my email, and I see this receipt from the film website and it turns out… it didn’t cost just $5… It cost $5 dollars per minute!!
So that’s how I spent $72 dollars on a 60-year-old woman calling me not even by my real name.