I am genuinely typing this while laughing and shaking my head at the absolute, unmatched level of stupidity. Please tell me if I’m living in a simulation because there is NO WAY a grown 28-year-old man can be this dumb.
So, context: My (26F) boyfriend (28M) and I have been together for almost two years. Because we hang out at each other’s places a lot, we logged into my Grab account on his phone a few months ago so he could order delivery when I was driving or busy. I also saved my credit card inside as the primary payment method.
Fast forward to yesterday afternoon around 2 PM. I was at work when I randomly got a push notification on my phone:
“Your GrabFood order from Sanook Kitchen is on the way!” 📲
I was blur for a second. I didn’t order anything. So I opened the Grab app to check the active order.
Tell me why I see an order for 2x Tom Yum Soup, 1x Pineapple Fried Rice, and 2x Thai Milk Tea being delivered NOT to my office, NOT to his house, and NOT to my house… but to a random condo unit in Tanjong Pagar?!
And the best part? Paid via MY VISA CARD. Total damage: $54.80.
I instantly checked the driver’s location and saw he was already at the lobby. I called my boyfriend immediately.
Me: “Babe, why did $55 get charged to my card for GrabFood going to Tanjong Pagar?”
Him: (Silence for 5 seconds, followed by visible panic in his voice) “Oh! Eh… wait, it charged your card ah? Sori sori, I thought I selected my own PayLah!”
Me: “Who live at Tanjong Pagar? Why you buying $55 Thai food at 2 PM?”
He tried to give me the most bullshit story ever—saying he was ordering lunch for a “client” during a work meeting.
Bro. I opened the receipt details in the app. The recipient name written in the delivery notes was: “Leave with guard for Ashley, tbx! <3”
WITH A HEART EMOJI. 💀💀💀
Walao eh! This guy wanted to be a sweet, generous sugar daddy to his side chick, but he is so broke and brain-dead that he accidentally used his ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND’S Grab account and credit card to fund his infidelity?!
When I called him out on the “Ashley <3” note, he completely crumbled, stumbled over his words, and finally admitted he’s been talking to this girl from Tinder for a month.
I immediately went into the app, canceled the card authorization, logged his device out, and told him we are officially OVER.
I’m not even crying, I’m just baffled by the logistics. How can someone cheat and be THIS inefficient and careless? He literally tracked his own affair for me in real-time with GPS map updates!
Sibei clown. Anyone else’s ex got caught cheating in the most ridiculously stupid way possible? Share your stories so I know I’m not alone in dating an absolute idiot 😭