Steady lah bros, need some real advice here before I officially retire my KTV gold card.
Over the past few years, think I went through the entire geographical map of Asian “Bu” already.
- Siam Bu: Used to be my go-to. Extremely sweet, call you teerak every five seconds, flower Garland system buy until my bank account bleed. But nowadays feel like standard dropping? Every club play the exact same EDM remixes, and the moment the flower money stop flowing, the smile vanish faster than my CPF account after buying a HDB.
- Viet Bu: Breathtaking visuals, super fair skin, high energy. But wallahi the language barrier is real bro. Translate app can only take you so far when you trying to have a proper banter over supper. Plus their drinking capacity is scary—they drink Hennessy like it’s iced lemon tea, end up I am the one passed out in the toilet while she still asking for another round.
- China Bu: Super witty, high EQ, can converse about anything under the sun, but damage to wallet is NEXT LEVEL. Expecting high-end hotpot, designer bags, and top-tier champagne every time out. My salary is Singaporean, but her lifestyle expectation is Tiam Gek level. Cannot sustain bro, my CPF crying.
Now I sitting at home staring at ceiling wondering what is next. Did I miss out on any hidden DLC characters in the SG nightlife / dating scene?
Is Indo Bu (like Batam/Jakarta side) worth exploring? Heard they super sweet and chill, but where do guys even go to meet them locally without flying over? What about Pinay Bu? Always see them having super good vibes at Clark Quay bars, super outgoing and speak good English, but not sure what the nightlife dynamic is like.
Or is this a sign from the heavens that I should finally grow up, uninstall Telegram, stop throwing money at flower joints, and go find a nice local SG Bu to BTO together?
But feel SG Bu is like you ask me go Japan holiday eat char kway teow.
Drop your field reports below, help a lost bro out. What options are left on the table ah?