A netizen shared how his nerves (coupled with diarrhoea) got the better of him during his date with a girl.
The netizen, a man named Benny (names have been changed to protect his identity) was on a first date with a girl he met on Tinder.
They had lunch and finished watching a movie, and were at a bar having a few drinks when he felt the urge to fart.
At first he held his fart in, and continued conversating with his date, sharing little titbits and chatting to get to know each other.
He said that it was all going really well and they had a great time, so far.
And then he really had to fart and he couldn’t hold it in any longer, so he let it rip.
But then he felt a moist, wet sensation on his backside; worried, he excused himself and went to the toilet to check.
He had laosai-ed on himself.
He tried to clean himself up but the sh*t was all over his backside, it had gotten onto his jeans and his underwear was pretty much past tense by now.
He threw away his underwear and cleaned himself as much as he could but the smell of the sh*t was too strong.
He then returned to his table and told his date what happened, and he then left.
More than a few weeks later, Benny then updated on his situation with the girl; he said that they haven’t spoken at all since he left her at the bar to go home and clean his sh*t.
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