GIRL’S BF WOULD RATHER PLAY MAPLESTORY THAN GO OUT WITH HER
HUSBAND’S MARRIED FRIENDS PIAK OTHER WOMEN, HIS WIFE FOUND OUT & WANT TELL THEIR WIVES
MANAGER ASKS SICK STAFF ON MC TO FIND HIS OWN REPLACEMENT, SO HE JUST QUITS
MAN SHOCKED DURING RESERVIST, ALL BUNK MATES “BOUGHT” VIETNAM WIVES
BROKE GUY SAYS HE WON’T DATE SOMEONE POORER THAN HIM, “YOU DIE, I DIE EVERYBODY DIE”
GUY’S DEAD FRIEND KEEPS APPEARING IN HIS DREAM: “I WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU”
MAN WARNS “GOOD LOOKS DON’T LAST”, EX-CLASSMATES WHO WERE CHIO, NOW LIKE TYRE
WOMAN’S PARENTS ARE LONG GONE, FRIENDS TELL HER THEY WON’T DATE SOMEONE LIKE HER
XMM’S NEHNEHPOK ONE SIDE BIG, ONE SIDE SMALL – SCARED HER BF WILL NOTICE IT
POOR GUY SOLD HIS BODY TO PAY FOR DAD’S MEDICAL BILLS, ANYTHING FOR HIS FATHER
