FRIEND ALWAYS SHOW ME HIS EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT WHEN I ASK HIM TO RETURN MY MONEY
MAN SAYS HIS MOTHER OWNS A BUILDING ALONG ANSON ROAD, BUT NO MONEY PAY PHONE BILL
WOMAN FEELS KANCHIONG WHEN SPENDING MONEY ON NECESSITIES BECAUSE OF LOW PAY
MAN HITS ROCK BOTTOM AFTER HIS BOSS RUN OFF WITH COMPANY FUNDS
MAN THROWS AH MA INTO NURSING HOME BECAUSE HE’S SICK OF TAKING CARE OF HER
WOMAN TOLD THAT NO ONE WILL WANT HER WHEN SHE TURNS 30, NOW 40 STILL GOT MEN Q FOR HER
MAN TERRIFIED OF MARRIAGE, WHEN GF MENTIONS MARRIAGE, HE TURN INTO MOUSE
MAN SELL SHARES OF PUB TO HIS FRIEND, MARK UP 300% TO EARN FRIEND’S MONEY
LOSER YPs WANT GO DRINK BUT COUNT UNTIL PER ML TO SPLIT THE BILL “EH YOU DRANK 5ML MORE THAN ME”
MY DRUNK FRIEND TOLD ME SHE WISHES SHE COULD FIND A GUY LIKE ME, BUT I’M A GUY LIKE ME
