GUY ACCIDENTALLY PEW PEW IN HIS PANTS WHILE DOING STRETCHING WITH GF IN HER TIGHTS
GIRL HATES IT WHEN BF WALKS AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES, SAYS HE’S DISRESPECTING HER
EMPLOYER DON’T LISTEN TO MY ISSUES, ONLY AFTER I THROW LETTER THEY START TO PANIC
SINGLE MAN CAN’T AFFORD CONDO, FRUSTRATED HE CAN’T BUY HDB UNTIL HE’S 35
MANAGER FORCE INTERN MEI MEI TO WORK OT SO HE CAN BE ALONE WITH HER
MAN SICK OF FRIENDS THAT ALWAYS WANT TO LEND MONEY AT MONTH END TO DRINK
GUY SAYS INSURANCE AGENTS LIKE TO SHARE SOB STORIES & HOW THEIR JOB IS TO “HELP” OTHERS
HUSBAND DON’T WANT GIVE ME $1K, BUT OKAY TO HANG ‘XIAO SAN’ FLOWER $1K
MAN SAID THAT HE WAS UGLY WHEN YOUNG, THEN START TO BECOME HANDSOME AT 18
GIRL SAYS DON’T LIKE 6 PACK GUYS BUT KEEP STARE AT BEACH UNTIL SALIVA COME OUT
