MY WIFE GREW SO FAT THAT WHENEVER SHE ‘RIDES’ ME I SCARED MY ‘KKJ’ BREAK
23 Y.O GUY HAS 7 CREDIT CARDS AND $45K IN DEBT, BUSINESS FAILING & INCOME $0
COLLEAGUE JEALOUS THAT I’M CLOSE WITH ANOTHER COLLEAGUE, TRIES TO PULL US APART
MAN REGRETS NOT ACCEPTING A “FAT GIRL”, SLIMS DOWN 2 YEARS LATER, NNP STILL BIG
MAN SCARED TO APPROACH GIRL HE LIKES, SCARED HE IS TOO CREEPY
MAN DOES NOTHING AT WORK & STILL GET PAID, ALL HE DOES IS CHECK EMAIL IN OFFICE
DESPERATE MAN KEEP MAKING ME INTRO GIRL, MY OFFICE CLEANING AUNTY HE ALSO WANT
MAN SAY HE’S GOOD LOOKING BUT CAN’T GET GF BECAUSE GIRLS THESE DAYS STANDARDS TOO HIGH
MAN WHO WORKS IN BANK SAYS “OUTSIDE LOOK PRESTIGIOUS, ACTUALLY SCANDALOUS”
MAN SAYS NOW NO POINT TAKING MANUAL LICENSE, TAKE AUTO IS NOT ‘GU NIANG’
