MAN CAN’T ACCEPT GF BEING OLDER THAN HIM BY ALMOST 2 YEARS, FEELS “UNCOMFORTABLE”
NEEDY GF SAY BF NEVER PRIORITISE HER, “GET HER OYSTER” LIAO NO GIVE HER ATTENTION”
GF HEADACHE BECAUSE BF IS 1-MIN WONDER, PIAK PIAK A BIT THEN PEW PEW ALREADY
YOUNGSTER NOWADAYS ARE SO SENSITIVE AND ‘WOKE’, SMALL JOKE WANT TO CRY
MAN’S TV BROKE DOWN, WAITS 3 MONTHS FOR REPLACEMENT THEN SPOIL AGAIN AFTER 1 WEEK
MAN SAY BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM AT UNI IS FINDING A RICH GIRLFRIEND
JUST GOT MARRIED, WIFE TELL ME TO FIND A LAWYER TO MAKE A WILL IN CASE I DIE
GIRL HAS BF AT HER BECK & CALL, MAKES HIM DO THINGS FOR HER LIKE A LAP DOG
MY PARENTS SAW THAT I BOUGHT A CONDO, THEN INSIST TO MOVE IN WITH ME
MAN WISHED HE WAS BORN IN M’SIA SO HE CAN COME SG TO EARN 3.3 TIMES SALARY
