MAN SHOCKED DURING RESERVIST, ALL BUNK MATES “BOUGHT” VIETNAM WIVES
BROKE GUY SAYS HE WON’T DATE SOMEONE POORER THAN HIM, “YOU DIE, I DIE EVERYBODY DIE”
GUY’S DEAD FRIEND KEEPS APPEARING IN HIS DREAM: “I WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU”
MAN WARNS “GOOD LOOKS DON’T LAST”, EX-CLASSMATES WHO WERE CHIO, NOW LIKE TYRE
WOMAN’S PARENTS ARE LONG GONE, FRIENDS TELL HER THEY WON’T DATE SOMEONE LIKE HER
XMM’S NEHNEHPOK ONE SIDE BIG, ONE SIDE SMALL – SCARED HER BF WILL NOTICE IT
POOR GUY SOLD HIS BODY TO PAY FOR DAD’S MEDICAL BILLS, ANYTHING FOR HIS FATHER
BOSS WANTS STAFF TO COME BACK ON OFF-DAYS FOR “TEAM BUILDING” EVENT MONTHLY
GUY SUSPECTS GF CHEATING BECAUSE HER MANAGER BOUGHT HER A $170 HANDBAG
18 Y.O GUY BOOM BOOM WITH HIS 42 Y.O GF. SAYS IT’S AN “AMAZING EXPERIENCE”
