GIRL’S FRIENDS 1 BY 1 GOT BF, “NO MONEY” MEET HER BUT CAN GO TRAVEL/ATAS DINNER WITH BF
MAN SAYS IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO SAVE MONEY BECAUSE HIS GF ONLY EAT ATAS FOOD
COUPLE STARTED DATING FOR 1 WEEK ONLY, BF ALREADY PLANNING FOR MARRIAGE & KIDS
WOMAN HAS CRUSH ON GUY 5 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HER, SCARED SHE’S TOO OLD FOR HIM
MAN TOLD GIRL UNLESS U SUCK MY KKJ I NOT GOING PAY FOR UR BEER
GREEDY GIRL: CHOOSING BETWEEN AN EX, A REBOUND, AND A TOXIC NEW GUY
GUY SAYS S’POREANS “EAT AND LOOK LIKE COOLIES”, LIKE TO QUEUE FOR “PEASANT FOOD”
WOMAN FINDS OUT BF STINGY UNTIL WHEN TOILET PAPER FINISH, WAIT FOR OFFER THEN BUY
FRESH GRAD THOUGHT HE JOINED DREAM COMPANY, END UP TREATED LIKE POOP
GUY PEED INSIDE BOTTLE IN HIS ROOM, NEXT MORNING BLUR BLUR DRANK FROM SAME BOTTLE
