MAN WARNS “GOOD LOOKS DON’T LAST”, EX-CLASSMATES WHO WERE CHIO, NOW LIKE TYRE
WOMAN’S PARENTS ARE LONG GONE, FRIENDS TELL HER THEY WON’T DATE SOMEONE LIKE HER
XMM’S NEHNEHPOK ONE SIDE BIG, ONE SIDE SMALL – SCARED HER BF WILL NOTICE IT
POOR GUY SOLD HIS BODY TO PAY FOR DAD’S MEDICAL BILLS, ANYTHING FOR HIS FATHER
BOSS WANTS STAFF TO COME BACK ON OFF-DAYS FOR “TEAM BUILDING” EVENT MONTHLY
GUY SUSPECTS GF CHEATING BECAUSE HER MANAGER BOUGHT HER A $170 HANDBAG
18 Y.O GUY BOOM BOOM WITH HIS 42 Y.O GF. SAYS IT’S AN “AMAZING EXPERIENCE”
BF SNORE LIKE THUNDER, THEN ANGRY AT GF FOR WANTING TO SLEEP IN DIFFERENT ROOM
BF PUTS $5 ASIDE EVERY TIME HE PIAK GF, SAYS HOW MUCH SHE GETS DEPENDS ON HER
GROWN MAN NEEDS HIS “CHOU CHOU” THEN CAN SLEEP, IF CANNOT FIND WILL PANIC
