GUY SLEEPS WITH 41 Y.O F-BUDDY 5 TIMES A WEEK, BUT SHE MOANS SO LOUD LIKE SHE IS SCREAMING
GF CASUALLY GIVES BF $5K IN CASH AS GIFT, GUY STRESSED & DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
UNCLE TAKES GRANDMA’S ATM CARD, GETS ALL HER INHERITANCE BUT REFUSE TO PAY FOR HER FUNERAL
I CAUGHT MY GF SNIFFING MY SWEATY GYM CLOTHES, SHE SAYS SHE BREATHING IN THE ESSENCE
MAN BREAKS UP WITH NEW GF AFTER FIRST ‘PIAK’, HER ‘GRAPES’ DANGLING LIKE A TUBE
CHEAPSKATE TOURISTS ASK FOR 6 CUPS TO SPLIT ONE CUP OF COFFEE AT MY WORKPLACE
GF DULAN WITH ME BECAUSE MY PHONE GOT MANY SIAMBU CONTACT NUMBER
MEN ALWAYS KP ABOUT ‘AIRPORT’ CHESTS, BUT NEVER LOOK DOWN & SEE THEIR OWN SMALL ‘KKJ’
MY WIFE GOT TEH NEI NEI BY HER BOSS, BUT SHE NEED THE MONEY SO SHE KEEP QUIET
GIRL UNHAPPY HER FWB GOT MORE THAN ONE PARTNER, AFRAID THAT SHE’S IN LOVE
