GIRL WENT TO EVENT ALONE, CRIED WHEN GUY ASKED IF SHE DOESN’T HAVE FRIENDS
COUPLE JUST GOT MARRIED BUT TOO SHY TO PIAK PIAK, 6 MONTHS LATER STILL NOTHING
CUSTOMER COMES IN EXACTLY AT CLOSING TIME & ORDERS, CHEF REFUSE TO COOK & GOT FIRED
MAN SAYS THAT AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOU LOSE FRIENDS UNTIL 1 DAY NO ONE LEFT TO TALK TO
WOMAN EVERY MORNING MUST “WWE” WITH OTHERS IN MRT, AUNTIE RUN TO SEAT, SHOUT “MINE MINE MINE!”
S’PORE PROPERTY AGENCY BOSS FLEXES HIS $40K AUDEMARS PIGUET WATCH & $10K CHAIN
2 S’POREANS ARRESTED FOR MURDER OF MAN OUTSIDE JB NIGHTCLUB, STABBED 9X TO DEATH
DOCTOR FEELS THAT LIFE IS UNFAIR AS HE IS ONLY 170CM AND ENVIES OTHERS
NOVENA MRT STATION SHUT DOWN FOR 2 HRS DUE TO WHITE SMOKE FROM AIR UNIT, SMRT: “SORRY”
MAN WHACK GF UNTIL JIALAT ON THE ROAD, WHACK UNTIL SHE K.O ON THE GROUND, NOT MOVING
