Superstitious friend became “Master” overnight, everything also must check Chinese Almanac/Fengshui
GF INSISTS ON TAKING PLANE TO KL BECAUSE DRIVING IS A WASTE OF TIME
MAN CAME TO SPORE TO FIND WIFE, FOUND OUT SHE IS WORKING AS A ‘CHICKEN’
MAN SAYS HE BOUGHT INSURANCE PLANS FROM A LADY BECAUSE SHE WEARS BLACK STOCKING
GF TELLS BF TO BUY ‘TOY’ FOR HER, HE CAME HOME WITH A CACTUS & TELLS HER OWNSELF PLAY
WIFE CAUGHT HUSBAND SNEAKING TO JB, BECAUSE SHE FOUND A M’SIAN SIM CARD
GIRL’S BF MEETING HIS FEMALE FRIEND ON VALENTINE’S DAY, EVEN MADE RESTAURANT RESERVATION
MAN SAYS HIS MANAGER IS ‘HITLER REINCARNATED’ BARKING LIKE A MAD DOG
MAN $40K IN DEBT, WANTS GF TO MOVE IN WITH HIM & PAY HIM RENT SO HE CAN PAY OFF THE DEBT
MAN SAY MOST PEOPLE LACK SELF DISCIPLINE & REMAIN FAT FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
