GF CASUALLY GIVES BF $5K IN CASH AS GIFT, GUY STRESSED & DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I CAUGHT MY GF SNIFFING MY SWEATY GYM CLOTHES, SHE SAYS SHE BREATHING IN THE ESSENCE
CHEAPSKATE TOURISTS ASK FOR 6 CUPS TO SPLIT ONE CUP OF COFFEE AT MY WORKPLACE
MAN BREAKS UP WITH NEW GF AFTER FIRST ‘PIAK’, HER ‘GRAPES’ DANGLING LIKE A TUBE
GF DULAN WITH ME BECAUSE MY PHONE GOT MANY SIAMBU CONTACT NUMBER
MEN ALWAYS KP ABOUT ‘AIRPORT’ CHESTS, BUT NEVER LOOK DOWN & SEE THEIR OWN SMALL ‘KKJ’
MY WIFE GOT TEH NEI NEI BY HER BOSS, BUT SHE NEED THE MONEY SO SHE KEEP QUIET
GIRL SAYS HUSBAND KENA ‘GONGTAO’, CHASE HER OUT TO MARRY THEIR MAID
GIRL ANGRY AFTER SLEEPING WITH BOYFRIEND WHO “FINISHED” ON HER FACE
MAN GOES TO WORK 3 HOURS LATE & SLEEPS AT HIS TABLE, STILL CAN GET PAID FOR O.T
