GUY PEED INSIDE BOTTLE IN HIS ROOM, NEXT MORNING BLUR BLUR DRANK FROM SAME BOTTLE
NETIZEN SAYS DON’T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT RETIREMENT IN S’PORE, SHARES “CPF HACK”
MAN EXCITED TO GO OFFICE CAUSE GOT COLLEAUGE LIKE TO SHOW HER SKIN
FRIEND BORROWED 5 FIGURES, WHEN NEED $$$ TREAT LIKE KING, WHEN RETURN TREAT LIKE GHOST
DESPERATE & LONELY GUY NO GF TO PIAK, PUTS HIS KKJ INSIDE VACUUM CLEANER
GUY FINDS DATING TOO HARD & WANT GIVE UP, ONLY HIS MUM SAYS HE’S HANDSOME
YOUNG GUY HOOKED UP WITH OLDER 44 Y.O WOMAN & SHE ENDS UP PREGNANT, REGRETS IT
WOMAN SAID SHE IS 1 OUT OF 10 FOR LOOKS BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE MORE UGLY
PARENTS RETIRED & IN DEBT OF $100K FOR HDB MORTGAGE, SON EXPECTED TO PAY IT ALL
WOMAN’S MUM, AUNTIE & AH MA NAGGING AT HER TO FIND BF & HAVE BABY, SCARED SHE DIE ALONE
