SELF-CENTERED FRIEND FOUND OUT WE WENT OUT WITHOUT HER, NOW FOMO KEEP TEXT US
MAN THINKS SG GIRLS MARRYING TO MSIAN GUYS IS CONSIDERED ‘MARRYING DOWN’
GIRL THINKS GUY IS LYING, ASKS HER FOR ‘NETFLIX & CHILL’ BUT SAYS DON’T WANT S-
WIFE THINKS HUSBAND IS USELESS BECAUSE SHE GOT NO ALLOWANCE, FRIENDS GETTING $5K/MTH
NEIGHBOUR’S DYING PLANTS INFESTED WITH SPIDER WEBS, KEEPS KILLING RESIDENT’S OWN PLANTS
SIAM BU LEFT SPORE TO WORK IN JB, FINDS A BF THAT LOOKS LIKE ME
GF KEEP MAKE NOISE NO FLOWER ON V-DAY, BF GIVES HER CHRYSANTHEMUM
GF SO LAZY AND CHEAPSKATRE THAT SHE MAKES HER BF BOOK GRAB FOR A 4MIN WALK
GIRL ANGRY BECAUSE BF BROKE HER ‘TOY’, SAYS HIS ‘SIZE’ CANNOT MATCH WITH IT
M’SIAN SINGLE MOM INSIST THAT BUYING MERCEDES IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A HOME