30 Y.O GUY THINKS EVERY STOMACH ACHE = CANCER, DIZZY = HEART ATK, HEADACHE = TUMOR
GUY CAN’T CLICK WITH GIRLS HIS AGE, HIRES AN ESCORT SO HE CAN GIVE AWAY HIS “V”
WOMAN MADE TO DO THE WORK OF 2 JOBS BUT ONLY BEING PAID FOR 1, BOSS “PLAYED” HER OUT
WOMAN WITH MONTHS LEFT TO LIVE, SCARED OF WHAT IS ON “THE OTHER SIDE”
GIRL’S BF CHEATED WITH HER TWIN SISTER ON HER OWN BED, EVEN MADE HER PREGNANT
DAD TELLS SON TO STUDY HARD OR HE WILL END UP LIKE HIS TEACHER, THEN POINTS AT THE TEACHER
GUY USES AUNT’S ‘INNER WEAR’ TO FANTASIZE WHILE HE WAS YOUNGER
MUM THINKS DAUGHTER IS UGLY, OTHER PARENTS THINK THEIR KID IS BEAUTIFUL
STUDENT ASK: “WHY UR PARENTS COME AIRPORT FETCH U, THEY DONT OWN A CAR”
WIFE KEEP “FORGETTING” HER WALLET SO SHE DON’T NEED TO PAY FOR MEALS
