COUPLE “EXERCISING” ON THE BED, BF QUITS HALFWAY CAUSE HE’S TIRED & GF DON’T GET TO “FINISH”
MAN GETS MANY ‘ANG BAO’ FROM GF FAMILY, SCARED MARRY NEED GIVE BACK MORE
MAN SAYS HE DONATE $500 OF HIS SALARY TO CHARITY EVERY MONTH
MAN SAW HIS DAD COMING OUT OF ‘MASSAGE’ SHOP & GIRL SMACKING HIS ‘BOTTOM’
MAN AFRAID OF GF AS SHE BOUGHT THE TOOLS USED IN THE 50 SHADES OF GREY
GIRL ASK BF TO SHAVE ‘KKJ’ HAIR, DISAPPOINTED AFTER THAT BECAUSE LOOK LIKE ‘BABY’
MAN EARNS $5,000/MONTH ‘ORDERING’ PEOPLE AROUND BECAUSE IS HIS DAD’S COMPANY
HUSBAND TELLS WORKING WIFE THAT HER JOB IS EASY BECAUSE SHE’S PRETTY
MAN BORROW GF’S MOTHER COMPUTER TO WATCH ‘ADULT’ VIDEOS, FORGET DELETE HISTORY
GUAI LAN MANAGER HATED BY THE WHOLE OFFICE, TELLS STAFF “COMPLAIN ABOUT ME, I DON’T CARE”
