GF BREAKS UP WITH ME AFTER SHE FOUND OUT I CAN SPEAK THAI, ACCUSED ME GO THAI DISCO
MAN SAYS “TRUE LOVE ONLY HAPPENS ONCE OR TWICE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME”
STEPSIS KEEPS ‘DROPPING’ TOWEL IN FRONT OF ME AFTER SHOWER, TRYING TO ‘LURE’ ME
MAN ANGERS WIFE BECAUSE HE INDIRECTLY SUGGESTED SHE NEED BIGGER ‘NEH NEH’
LOW IQ MAN WHO CAN’T EVEN SPELL GETS JOB IN BANK THROUGH HIS MOTHER’S CONTACTS
GIRL LIKES IT ROUGH & BEING WHIPPED IN BED WITH BF, MUM FOUND WHIP MARKS ON HER BACK
MAN SAYS BEING TOO BOOK SMART NO USE, NEED TO BE STREET SMART
COUPLE SAY NO POINT HOLDING LAVISH WEDDING, SPEND ON HONEYMOON BETTER
MAN BOUGHT CAR ALREADY, THEN STARTS TO DISLIKE DRIVING & PREFER PUBLIC TRANSPORT
FAMILY MIA FOR DAUGHTER’S B’DAY DINNER, GRANDMA REFUSED BECAUSE DON’T LIKE THE RESTAURANT
