COUPLE FIGHTING OVER SUNSCREEN – GF DON’T WANT SHARE THEN BF KENA SUN BURN
GUY “USED FINGERS” ON GF, WANTS TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE “BLUE CHEESE”
GUY GOT HIS FIRST JOB AFTER GRADUATION, ASKS IF BEING SCOLDED AT WORK IS “NORMAL”
WOMAN BECAME OBSESSED WITH HUSBAND AFTER BEING PREGNANT, FOLLOWS HIM LIKE A “LOST PUPPY”
MUM CHEATED ON DAD, SICK OF BEING A MUM TO BOTH LAZY HUSBAND AND THE KIDS
MAN SAID BEING AN ENTREPRENEUR IS THE BEST DECISION HE EVER MADE
MAN ALWAYS TRY TO ‘EAT’ HIS FRIENDS, DOESN’T KNOW THAT THEY ALREADY ‘MARK’ HIM
GIRL SAYS NICE GUYS USUALLY CAN’T PERFORM IN BED, WHILE BAD GUYS CAN
GIRL SAYS SHE’S ATTRACTIVE, PEOPLE KEEP THINKING HER FATHER IS HER SUGAR DADDY
WAITER SERVED FOOD TO WRONG DINER, WHO COUGHED ON IT BEFORE SERVING IT TO RIGHT TABLE
