BROKE WOMAN WON’T STOP HAVING BABIES, NO MONEY BUT PREGNANT WITH 5TH CHILD IN 7 YEARS
MAN SAYS “HR DEPT IS LITERALLY THE LOWEST LIFE FORM”
GUY LOAN FRIENDS MONEY LIKE FREE – HERE LOAN $10K, THERE LOAN $2K, BUT MONEY NEVER COME BACK
PARENT TELLS ELDER SON TO BABYSIT YOUNGER BROTHER BUT NO FOOD AT HOME
GIRL’S ROOMMATE KEEPS FARTING IN HER SLEEP, SMELLY UNTIL IT DOESN’T EVEN SMELL NORMAL
GUY THINKS HE WONT GET MARRIED CAUSE “GIRLS ONLY MARRY THOSE WHO EARN ABOVE 4K”
COLLEAGUE SEND HIS “7-INCH ANACONDA D-PICTURE” TO ATTRACT FEMALE COLLEAGUES
COUPLE RAN OUT OF IDEAS IN BED – TRIED ROLEPLAY, BACKDOOR, HANDCUFFS ETC, SIAN ALREADY
WOMAN WANTS TO TELL HUSBAND THAT HE’S BAD IN BED, SPEND TOO MUCH TIME FINDING HER CB
GF DON’T ALLOW BF TO WATCH ‘ADULT’ MATERIAL, BROKE UP WITH HIM WHEN SHE CAUGHT HIM
