Colleagues Lunch: “My Son Cannot Speak Malay, Same Lah My Son Can’t Speak Mandarin”
MAN UNSURE IF HE SHOULD TAKE PROMOTION OR A BREAK FROM HIS JOB
MAN WANTS TO LEAVE S’PORE TO MOVE TO THAILAND WITH HIS SIAMBU GF & BECOME A FARMER
MAN FIRST TIME PIAK HIS GF THEN PREGNANT WITH TWINS, “TIO 4D SIA”
SIAM BU UNHAPPY BF DITCHED HER, LIES THAT SG BF GAVE HER STDs
GUY’S MUM-IN-LAW LEFT POOP ON HIS TOOTHBRUSH, THEN BLAMES HIM FOR “DIRTY” HOME
AIR STEWARD SAY ‘MILE HIGH CLUB’ NORMAL, SLEPT WITH STEWARDESS IN PLANE’S CREW BUNK
FT TOLD BY COLLEAGUE NOT TO DRINK WATER FROM THE TAP, DOESN’T KNOW THAT IT’S SAFE
MAN TELLING OTHER GUYS NOT TO GET MARRIED, NOT TOO LATE TO CALL ENGAGEMENT OFF
MAN SAYS ITS EASY TO RETIRE WITH CPF AS LONG YOU EARN $6,000 A MONTH + 5 MONTHS BONUS
