BF LEFT ME BECAUSE I EAT 5-6 MEALS A DAY, SCARED I EAT POOR HIM
GUY LOAN FRIENDS MONEY LIKE FREE – HERE LOAN $10K, THERE LOAN $2K, BUT MONEY NEVER COME BACK
MAN PAYS FOR FRIENDS TO GO SIAM DIU EVERYDAY AS HE CAN’T STAND BEING ALONE
MAN CAN’T ACCEPT GF BEING OLDER THAN HIM BY ALMOST 2 YEARS, FEELS “UNCOMFORTABLE”
NEEDY GF SAY BF NEVER PRIORITISE HER, “GET HER OYSTER” LIAO NO GIVE HER ATTENTION”
GF HEADACHE BECAUSE BF IS 1-MIN WONDER, PIAK PIAK A BIT THEN PEW PEW ALREADY
YOUNGSTER NOWADAYS ARE SO SENSITIVE AND ‘WOKE’, SMALL JOKE WANT TO CRY
MAN’S TV BROKE DOWN, WAITS 3 MONTHS FOR REPLACEMENT THEN SPOIL AGAIN AFTER 1 WEEK
MAN SAY BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM AT UNI IS FINDING A RICH GIRLFRIEND
MY PARENTS SAW THAT I BOUGHT A CONDO, THEN INSIST TO MOVE IN WITH ME
