UNCLE LEARING IPAD TO WATCH ‘BLUE’, NOW NO MORE PEARL CENTRE HE CAN’T WATCH
MAN SAYS HE WANT TO GO JAPAN TO TRY ‘HUMAN SASHIMI WITH ABALONE SAUCE’
GIRL’S UNCLE GAVE HER AN ANGPAO FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR, BUT INSIDE NOTHING
MAN WANTS TO RENOUNCE PRC CITIZENSHIP TO JOIN S’PORE, BUT CHINA EMBASSY “AFK” & NO ANSWER
MAN IS INTO “BIG” WOMEN, TURNED ON BY HIS WIFE WHO KEEPS GAINING WEIGHT
Mid-Air Chaos Forces Plane To Turn Back To SG, Australian Man Throw Shoes & Shouting
GF FRUSTRATED WITH ONE-MINUTE WONDER BF, WHO “PEW PEW” WITHIN 60 SECONDS
GIRL COMPLAINS ABOUT BF’S BEARD, BF SAYS “I NEVER COMPLAIN UR AMAZON FOREST, U COMPLAIN AH”
MAN SELLS HIS POKEMON COLLECTION TO PAY FOR GF’S ‘NEI NEI POK’ SURGERY
DATE WHO SAID SHE IS A FEMINIST SHOCKED WHEN TOLD TO SPLIT THE BILL
