GF CASUALLY GIVES BF $5K IN CASH AS GIFT, GUY STRESSED & DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
UNCLE TAKES GRANDMA’S ATM CARD, GETS ALL HER INHERITANCE BUT REFUSE TO PAY FOR HER FUNERAL
CHEAPSKATE TOURISTS ASK FOR 6 CUPS TO SPLIT ONE CUP OF COFFEE AT MY WORKPLACE
MAN BREAKS UP WITH NEW GF AFTER FIRST ‘PIAK’, HER ‘GRAPES’ DANGLING LIKE A TUBE
I CAUGHT MY GF SNIFFING MY SWEATY GYM CLOTHES, SHE SAYS SHE BREATHING IN THE ESSENCE
GF DULAN WITH ME BECAUSE MY PHONE GOT MANY SIAMBU CONTACT NUMBER
MEN ALWAYS KP ABOUT ‘AIRPORT’ CHESTS, BUT NEVER LOOK DOWN & SEE THEIR OWN SMALL ‘KKJ’
MY WIFE GOT TEH NEI NEI BY HER BOSS, BUT SHE NEED THE MONEY SO SHE KEEP QUIET
MAN TELLS GIRL THAT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE HIS ‘RESERVE’, NO GIRL THEN LOOK FOR HER
GIRL ANGRY AFTER SLEEPING WITH BOYFRIEND WHO “FINISHED” ON HER FACE
