GUY SAYS S’POREANS “EAT AND LOOK LIKE COOLIES”, LIKE TO QUEUE FOR “PEASANT FOOD”
WOMAN FINDS OUT BF STINGY UNTIL WHEN TOILET PAPER FINISH, WAIT FOR OFFER THEN BUY
FRESH GRAD THOUGHT HE JOINED DREAM COMPANY, END UP TREATED LIKE POOP
GUY PEED INSIDE BOTTLE IN HIS ROOM, NEXT MORNING BLUR BLUR DRANK FROM SAME BOTTLE
NETIZEN SAYS DON’T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT RETIREMENT IN S’PORE, SHARES “CPF HACK”
MAN EXCITED TO GO OFFICE CAUSE GOT COLLEAUGE LIKE TO SHOW HER SKIN
FRIEND BORROWED 5 FIGURES, WHEN NEED $$$ TREAT LIKE KING, WHEN RETURN TREAT LIKE GHOST
DESPERATE & LONELY GUY NO GF TO PIAK, PUTS HIS KKJ INSIDE VACUUM CLEANER
GUY FINDS DATING TOO HARD & WANT GIVE UP, ONLY HIS MUM SAYS HE’S HANDSOME
YOUNG GUY HOOKED UP WITH OLDER 44 Y.O WOMAN & SHE ENDS UP PREGNANT, REGRETS IT
