AUDI BURSTS INTO FLAMES @ LOWER DELTA RD, BURN UNTIL BECOME SKELETON & CHAO TAH
ELDERLY COUPLE MAKAN HALFWAY, ASKED BY SECURITY GUARD TO MOVE THEIR PMAs AWAY
TOURIST WHO WENT VIRAL IN S’PORE, SAYS M’SIANS ARE NICER & S’POREANS ARE HOSTILE
XMM WENT ON DATE WITH 50 Y.O MAN SHE MET ONLINE, GETS CHOKED INSIDE LIFT
DRUNK GUY MABOK ALREADY, HUMP LUGGAGE INSIDE HOTEL ROOM FOR GROUP OF MEN TO WATCH
WOMAN ASKS WHY S’POREANS CAN SPEND $6 ON BUBBLE TEA, BUT KAOPEH KAOBU 10¢ FOR PLASTIC BAG
WOMAN SAYS S’POREANS VERY ENTITLED, “S’PORE VERY HUAT, WE ARE LUCKY TO BE BORN HERE
CUSTOMER ENTERS 5 MINS BEFORE CLOSING & PLACES ORDER, STAFF FED UP & SLAMS DOOR
SPEEDING VAN CRASHED THROUGH DIVIDER @ ECP, SWERVED ACROSS 3 LANES ON THE EXPRESSWAY
AH MA SEEN IN VIRAL VIDEO CANING DOG @ HAWKER CENTRE, BEING INVESTIGATED BY AVS