Every father and every son goes through the tough phase in life of being a green man. Mandatory it is. As a home-grown Singaporean i have seen different fellow army boys that goes through the different phase of army life.

Phase 1: Enlist

Saying good byes to loved ones has never been easy. Mothers get worried and fathers laughing. Girlfriend or boyfriend…. bid goodbye for the last time

Father: “You better get marksman and get into OCS or at least specialist course.”

Mother: “Be careful with the guns and jungle, don’t be a hero!”

GF/BF: “i will wait for you(ya right….90% of the time) To those who really waited and get married you have found the Mary Jane of Spiderman.

Friends: “HAHA! your turn!”

Phase 2: Shaving And Getting Ready To See Green Everyday

Training,running, cleaning and live in fear.  But some people are not afraid, there are some who are special, some would say chao geng (escape).

This is the story of a daring and smart guy that use every aspect of army law aka directive to live his life with maximum freedom.

Mr M was a aspiring young men that did not bother to do anything in life and did not put effort into anything till he went to army.

On enlistment, Mr M was 68kgs. Wanna guest his weight after BMT? 78kg!

As Mr M is well verse in medical field he did not have to lift a single finger to do anything. He is always on Attend B or C.

As Mr M is a mischievous by nature fellow he manage to win the hearts of his commanders and fellow company mates although he is a chao geng, He met Mr K a sabotage warrior aka sabo kia, Which made him get into punishments all the time. Somehow Mr M made the whole company laugh at him and did a couple of pranks to him till he had to go the mental institute. After getting rid of Mr K.

Somehow MR M completed the minimum requirements to pass BMT.

Mr M continue his journey to another camp for training. Yet another victim went to mental institute….the story will continue if there is more than 100 likes….

Local News – Young couples are getting more and more daring. This two feeling very hot at HDB use mouth to XOXO

Couples should go home do la. Cannot go home do, go hotel la. A playground is literally 10 metres away . They should be considerate about their actions.

We are a civilized country we do not need such actions from naughty couples.

Please note that public sex is a crime and may result in fine and jail term. Many HDB is already installed with new CCTV systems. But, apparently it’s not enough to stop hot blooded teens in getting all excited in public

A girl shared how some of her teacher can’t stop looking at the chests of the female students and she is creeped out by it.

Here is the story:

Some teachers couldn’t stop looking at teenagers chests if their life depended on it
and we can’t wear tank tops because our shoulders are way too revealing for male students?

i’ll put this here as well even tho i really don’t have to explain myself, i follow the dress code ffs

And since a lotta people seem to think that i go to school with my “tofu” out, i’ll add that i only own crew neck shirts.

Netizen comments

• I remember once when I was a student in JC, I caught the teacher checking out another student’s butt.

We just stared at each other for a sec before he winked at me with a creepy grin. A year after I graduated, he was caught for having explicit child videos on his work computer.

• As creepy as it is, I think this is because paedophiles actively seek work which brings them into closer proximity to kids. Scary.

• Teacher at my school was very very creepy to female students and would try to knock pencils off his desk so they could pick it up.

I don’t even think it was like a “oh man look at them bend down” I think he was trying to flirt with them but still it was so creepy seeing an old man try to act like that.

Everyone hated him