Facebook user Chairing Dntka has recently uploaded a video to Complaint Singapore Facebook Page showing a centipede found in his cai png.
According to his post, he had bought the food from a cai png stall near his home. He then found the extra protein in his food when he was almost done eating.
“What can I say? This extra protein is too much.
Dabao some food back home from nearby mixed rice stall. No Cockroaches, No bugs, now this…
Disgusting“
A video was recently uploaded to All Singapore Stuff Facebook page showing an Audi R8 caught fire when on the expressway.
According to the post, the incident happened yesterday (06 Jan 2020) along the Pan Island Expressway going towards Jurong Town Hall. Thankfully, the driver was able to escape the situation safely.
A Singaporean recently posted on reddit after his platoon mate kept AWOLing. He even ran to Australia with his girlfriend but returned after he spent all their money. When he returned, he even swung a parang at the platoon medic so he could be sent to the Institute of Mental Health so he could be discharged from the army. Please take note that this story is an alleged AWOL case.
Here is the full story.
Inspired by another story in this sub about a guy called Garcia going AWOL, I have to recount the best AWOL story I have from my time doing National Service (NS) as an infantryman in the Singapore Army.
We’ll call the star of this story, and my platoonmate, Shady, because that’s very, very similar to his actual nickname, and because he bore a vague resemblance to a Chinese Eminem (what you get when you buy your rappers from Wish). This story is really one of the craziest I have, so I expect that some people may disbelieve, and I don’t have any way of proving it without doxxing myself and Shady. However, I can personally vouch that everything in it is 100% true, and I’d love if some of my fellow Singapore Army servicemen who have heard this story chime in, because Shady was such a legend by the end of this story that most of Selarang Camp (the base where I was stationed) knew about him, including my secondary school friend who was a medic, mentioned in my previous story, and probably a decent portion of the Singapore Army who served 2016-2018 (you’ll soon see why). But please don’t dox him.
So, my first impression of Shady was formed when, on the first day we were assigned to our unit, 3rd Battalion, Singapore Infantry Regiment, “Scorpions”, Shady decided to steal another platoonmate’s PT shoes. A pair of shoes with a hole in them. Yeah. We found the shoes pretty quickly, and Shady had an unpleasant talking to with my platoon sergeant (PS), who we’ll call First Sergeant (1SG) Highspeed (he was a career soldier, and a badass who served in several “cool-guy” units before and after his stint as our platoon sergeant). 1SG Highspeed decided not to charge Shady, but made it clear that Shady had better wake up his idea (Singapore Army slang that means to unfk oneself). Shady did not take this message to heart, as you shall soon see.
AWOL Story 1: Shady Begins
So, less than a month after that, Shady goes AWOL the “normal” way, not booking-in after booking-out for the weekend. Oh well, no big surprise. If anyone from the platoon would go AWOL, it would be him. Life, mostly focused on training to be infantrymen, goes on as usual, and my platoon commander (PC), 1st Lieutenant (LTA) Horlan (Singapore Army slang for lost, some stereotypes are universal) and 1SG Highspeed carry out the normal procedures, reporting Shady as AWOL. LTA Horlan and 1SG Highspeed visit his house, no sign of Shady. So they turn the case over to the military police (MPs), making it “official”, and they make regular visits to his house and Shady’s particulars are taken down so that if he ever has a run in with the normal Singapore Police Force (SPF), they’ll see that he’s flagged as AWOL.
Shady ends up booking-in again after about a month, and ends up charged, and sent to the detention barracks (DB, the Singapore Army’s prison) for about a month (the typical punishment is imprisonment as long as you were AWOL, also, the time you need to serve is extended by the same duration). We find out that he went AWOL because his girlfriend was jealous and couldn’t stand being apart from him (which I don’t understand, since we could leave on weekends, and it wasn’t exactly like Shady was having beach parties surrounded by hot chicks during the week). But I heard she had a great pair of tits, so I can understand Shady’s devotion to her, at least a little.
Shady initially seems like he’s become a born-again model soldier, and we’re strictly told by our PC and PS not to tease him about going AWOL or his time in the DB (for example, we would be charged ourselves if we asked if he became anyone’s prison bitch). The unit holds Scorpion Open House, a family day event, and I notice with some amusement Shady, his parents and girlfriend having an amicable conversation with our unit’s officers, the men who charged him.
AWOL Story 2: Illegal Immigrant Boogaloo
After a few months, Shady again doesn’t book-in after a weekend. 24 hours pass and he’s still not back, so the AWOL process has to begin. LTA Horlan and 1SG Highspeed are livid. They pay a visit to the HDB (apartment block) where he lives and spot him and his girlfriend at the void deck (ground floor). Shady spots them, or at least their uniforms, and without saying a word to his girlfriend, bolts. But LTA Horlan and 1SG Highspeed have a plan. 1SG Highspeed, an incredibly good-looking guy (it’s not gay to think he’s hot, we all thought he was hot), goes over and begins flirting with his confused girlfriend. Meanwhile LTA Horlan goes after Shady. Caught between a rock and a hard place, Shady heads back to his girlfriend and, according to 1SG Highspeed, actually hides behind her while she gives 1SG Highspeed a tirade, after realising why they were looking for him. 1SG Highspeed gives shady an ultimatum: if he’s a man, be back in camp by 2300 hours that day, and it ends there.
Of course, that’s not what Shady does. We find out through one of his few friends in the platoon that realising he’s soon gonna be flagged for the SPF, he and his girlfriend pack their bags, buys two plane tickets, and withdraws all his saved Singapore Army pay as cash, and takes a flight that night to Australia.
A year goes by, and we hear little of him. We think of him less and less often, thinking he’s gone for good. But no! He returns! I play a small part in this story, as I am actually on guard duty the night he returns. His girlfriend actually walks him to the camp gate and there he is, emaciated, wearing a ratty T-shirt, bermudas and with hair that looked like he didn’t get it cut since the day he left. I was left to hold the fort and watch the gate, but I get to see him handcuffed by the guard commander and brought to the company office. They initially handcuff him to a railing at the smoking corner, and our company sergeant major (CSM), our new PC -LTA Horlan and 1SG Highspeed since having transferred to another unit- LTA Fridge (because he was always cool and collected, and a huge guy, a wall of muscles literally the width of my actual fridge, and slightly taller, with biceps larger than my head) and our new PS, Staff Sergeant (SSG) Bamboozled (he was not the sharpest tool in the shed) have a talk with him. They eventually cuff him to a window railing in the company office, before the MPs come to pick him up and send him to the DB.
We find out that he and his girlfriend spent the year in a $20 a night motel somewhere in rural Australia, as an illegal immigrant, before his money ran out and he had to come back. I’m kinda surprised that he didn’t try to get a cash-in-hand job in the construction industry or whatever, but I’m also not surprised.
LTA Fridge, who has not met Shady before, actually fights for him, and gets him a very short stint in the DB, only a few days or so, and he’s back in the platoon. After a year, the platoon has changed though. While before, he was seen as one of us, if a little rebellious, a modern-day Singaporean Robin Hood, sticking a finger in the eye of the Man, there was now a clear divide. The platoon had an in-group. Shady was the only one out of it.
AWOL Story 3: The Finale
This time, Shady is determined to be the worst soldier he can possibly be. His first day back, he throws a shit fit when we go to the armskote (armoury) to draw arms for training. The armskote is separated from the guys drawing arms by a grilled window which the weapons are handed through, and Shady jumps up and clings onto this grill, while screaming his head off, like some sort of pai kia (Singaporean slang for trashy) Spiderman. LTA Fridge comes down to see what the commotion is about and Shady, presumably not wanting to be bent like a fking pretzel, drops off the grill and behaves. My friend who works in the armskote and shared a bunk with Shady was kinda shaken by the incident. Little did he know what was to come.
Early the next morning at 0200, Shady wakes his section second-in-command (2IC) up, and tells him he thinks he’s not gonna be at the outfield training later that day. The 2IC, who thought he meant that he was gonna report sick, says something to the effect of “I don’t care anymore Shady, do whatever the fk you want”.
When I wake up later that morning, something major has clearly happened in Shady’s section. The guys are all shook-up but also laughing. Turns out, Shady wakes up at 0400, and grabs a parang (machete) from the sections stores, and attacks our platoon medic, who sleeps in the same bunk as him, the 2IC and my friend. They’re able to get away, and rescue the medic, and someone even has the foresight to grab the bunk keys, letting them lock Shady inside the bunk, where he slams his parang against various things. LTA Fridge, PS Bamboozled and CSM arrive, and manage to talk him down, getting him sent to the Institute of Mental Health (IMH), where after staying a few weeks, he finally gets what he wants, a PES F (discharge from the Singapore Army due to mental health issues).
With some irony, he only got out about 6 months before we would have ORD (discharge after finishing service) anyway. I don’t know what’s happened to him since. I wonder if the trouble was worth it to him.
Source: reddit
Pictures of a disgusting meal was recently uploaded on the Facebook page All Singapore Stuff which shows a cockroach in a bowl of laksa.
Here is the full story.
This happened on Wednesday, 6th January in the evening.
Before eating the Laksa, I gave the top part a brief stir and started to eat the bee hoon, bean curd puffs and gravy on top. I ate about 4 sips of bee hoon, and searched for the cockles that were hidden underneath the bee hoon, in the middle section of the container. So I ate 1 cockle, and stirred a bit to scoop up some gravy. A black creature was floating in the gravy, I spooned it up to take a closer look and saw that it was a cockroach!
This stall Wang Jia Wang 旺佳旺 is at the coffeeshop directly opposite Sheng Siong Supermarket, Blk 848 Yishun Street 81.
A Singaporean boy recently posted on Facebook after he felt that he wants to break up with his girl as she keeps making him pay the bills even though he’s a student, and she’s working.
Here is the full story.
I’m currently seeking advice for my relationship. I’m mature enough to interpret your opinions and make my own decisions, so feel free to provide me with your advice whether or not they’re positive or negative. I’ve been with my girlfriend for 10 months, and I still love her, but as our relationship progresses, there are more and more issues about her that I find quite irritating, unpleasant, and sometimes I really don’t feel like spending or wasting my time to deal with them.
Bills.
I’m sure many of you would think that guy should pay for everything or for most things, but as a student, and she has already started working, I feel that she should contribute to our bills. Alright, she is willing to pay, but she doesn’t take the initiative to pay for our bills, be it for bubble tea, drinks, food, snacks, groceries, etc. We talked about this issue before, so according to her, she doesn’t like to split the bill equally, same goes to me, so we both are happy with taking turns to pay for our bills, but the problem with her is that she doesn’t take the initiative to pay, and she would only offer to pay when the bill arrives, and this can be quite frustrating for me to decide whether I should pay or not. I’m of course a way bigger eater than her, so if I know I’m paying the bill, then I’ll be more comfortable with ordering more food. On the contrary, if I know she’s the one settling the bill, then I’ll just get a normal portion. Hence, this can be quite difficult for me to handle because most eateries, apart from hawker centres and food courts, require us to pay only after our meals, and I have no idea if she is paying for the meal or not, and I also feel awkward and calculative to ask if she is paying the bill. Most of the time I’ll be like, “hey babe, let me treat you this time, feel free to order anything you like”, but she doesn’t follow the same way I do. I’m actually on scholarship with allowance for my graduate study, so I don’t mind paying when we dine at more expensive restaurants, but I just wish that she could respond to me this way “hey babe, last time you treated me to ding tai fung, since we are eating at paradise dynasty (or somewhere equivalent or slightly more expensive), let me pay the bill okay?”. It’s getting more and more difficult for me to handle this because if she doesn’t initiate to pay, and I always have to make the first move, and find it embarrassing to wait for her to pay, I tend to end up paying for both our meals.
Makeup time.
She loves putting on makeup, and from the moment she goes to shower until she is done with her makeup, it can easily take up to 1.5-2 hours. Whenever we are staying over at each other’s place, it’s really a pain in the ass for me to wait for her. I know I can do my stuff, I can study, I can do whatever I want while waiting for her, but the problem is there aren’t really much I can do, as I do my house chores when she isn’t around, and I don’t like to do my studies at home. Apart from that, I also tried to wake up later than her, but the noise from her movements just can’t let me sleep peacefully due to me being a light sleeper. Not just that, if we were to meet up and she wakes up late, I have to suffer by waiting for so damn long until I don’t even feel like meeting her anymore. I know there are other things that I can do, like window shopping, visiting some stores in shopping mall, having some snacks, etc, but I don’t really like walking around shopping malls unless I have things to buy, and I also don’t feel like eating if I know I’m eating with her later. I wish we no longer have to do stayover anymore and just meet outside, but I still don’t dare to tell her this.
Shopping time.
As I’ve mentioned earlier, I find it boring to browse through the shelves at different stores in shopping malls, but she does the exact opposite. She can literally spend like an hour looking at things at Daiso without buying anything, and I find that really a waste of time and energy, at least for me. Whenever we have no shops to visit, she would go to ntuc to see stuff, and go through the food sections row by row, though she really has nothing to buy, or if not, just a few items. It’s really tiring for me to accompany her to walk and see things for so long.
Handbag.
As a man, I find it very sissy to help her carry her handbag. She doesn’t do that often, but whenever she brings more things out that make her handbag heavy, she would ask me to help her carry. She has backache problems, so I’ll try to help her carry her stuff (except handbag), even her laptop bag, and I don’t mind doing that, but her handbag is really a burden to me. I hope she knows that “you wanna bring so many things out, then you bear the consequence la, why need to burden me”.
Food.
Before I got together with her, I would say 99% of my food comes from food court and hawker centre. I’m not trying to flex here, but as a gym junkie with v-taper six-pack, capped shoulders, veiny arms, thick legs, wide back, I love eating these cheap and delicious food. Take for example, my dinner on some days consists of a large bowl of laksa, a large bowl of fish ball noodles, and glass of iced coffee, and a bowl of iced dessert, and that cost me only slightly above $10. Even on weekends, Kopitiam, Food Republic, Food Opera, Koufu are my usual lunch and dinner spots. My girlfriend doesn’t fancy hawker food, and initially I felt that she is just spoilt and only want to dine at restaurants, but her reason is because she doesn’t want to take in so much carbs and fat, and she prefers more protein instead. So whenever we visit hawkers or food courts, she has problems finding food to eat, and I would always tell her to get western food, ayam penyet, chicken rice, or those rice with different meats at Indian stalls, but she finds these food boring if she has to eat them so often, and that really leaves me speechless. When she is with her family or friends, she eats at paradise dynasty, beauty in a pot, collin’s, zhi char, din tai fung, pepper lunch, and to be very honest, I personally feel that the amount of meat that she can get from a chicken rice or western food stall, is much more compared to those from restaurants at the same price point. That really makes me feel that she just prefers better food and dining at restaurants. It really turns me off whenever I wanna eat at food court, and she would be like hmm I go and see if there’s anything that I feel like eating, if not I’ll just accompany you eat, and I’ll go buy something to eat later. Although she is willing to accompany me, I do appreciate that but at the same time I feel bad for making her watch me eat, while she has to get something else only when I’m done eating. Sometimes I just wish that she could meet someone else like her ex who can afford to eat at restaurants with her.
Life goals.
We both are very different individuals. As long as I have the freedom to do my work in peace without interruptions from my colleagues or my boss, I certainly enjoy my work, and that is a form of relaxation to me, simple as that. I would say I never or hardly experience the need to take leave or a break for a short getaway, and I don’t enjoy travelling. Many people are working hard and saving up for vacations, but I have a dad who makes 6 figures every month, but I don’t even bother travelling, not even a simple Bangkok trip. It’s just my nature of being a nerd and a workaholic, that’s why travelling doesn’t interest me as much as doing stock market research, reading, study business and market opportunities, and doing some house chores and my hobbies at home. My girlfriend loves travelling a lot, and her travel frequency is about once or twice a year. It is very necessary for her to take a break from work and plan a trip at least once a year, but I don’t enjoy it. My ex used to label me as a materialistic dude, just because I prefer to own something than to experience something. For example, I feel that spending money on sneakers, clothes, electronic gadgets, car tuning kits, is better than paying for something that I can’t own, like experience of parasailing, skydiving, diving, mountain climbing, etc. My friends and colleagues were actually surprised by the fact that I come from a wealthy family, but I’ve only been to Malaysia, Singapore, Bangkok and 2 states of Australia (1 is where I studied, 1 is where my ex wanted to visit). So, movie, food, and window shopping are all that I enjoy doing with her, but she feels that need for more than just that. That’s just how different we are.
Right now I’m really not sure whether we are really meant for each other. I guess it’s a bit difficult for me to meet my type of girl, and I know she’s definitely not going to be happy with me in a long run. Do you think we should break up and let her meet someone better than me?
The National University of Singapore (NUS) is currently investigating a complaint which allegedly involved two staff members who were staff of NUS after having sex with a former student on the basis that they will reward the student with better grades after having sex with them.
The complaint was submitted to the Whistle-blowing Unit at NUS last year, according to a summary of sexual misconduct complaints involving staff received in 2020.
The sex-for-grades offence took did not happen in the university campus with the complaint listed as pending investigation and classification. Currently, no police report has been filed.
Muhammad Khairul Ismail, 34, pleaded guilty for cheating and an unrelated charged of online betting.
He cheated his loanshark boss after he failed to complete harass his boss’s debtors but still collected payment from the loanshark.
He would chain the gates, take a video to send to the loan shark, then remove the chains. For the 2 charges he was jailed for 15 days for the offences committed.
His boss, who he only knew as Jacob would give him a job. The job involved locking up the gates of Lucas’ debtors, pasting a note on their doors, recording the acts, then sending the videos to Lucas as proof. He would then receive $100 to $120 for each job completed.
For cheating, he could have been jailed up to 10 years or fined, or punished with both.
Eleven men have been charged with gang rape and murder after a flight attendant was found dead in a hotel bathtub in the Philippines.
Christine Angelica Dacera, 23, was celebrating New Year’s Eve in the lavish City Garden Hotel with friends last week.
She had checked in with colleagues to the four-star hotel in the financial city of Makati ready for a night of celebration.
The gorgeous lady was a 23-year-old flight attendant working for the Philippine Airlines.
She was a resident of Block 21, Lot 1, VS Home Subdivision, Barangay San Isidro, General Santos City, South Cotabato.
Their charges are provisional as police are still waiting on a toxicology report.
The release of the video came as Ms Dacera’s mother, Sharon, pleaded with Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte to deliver justice in her daughter’s “barbaric” death.
Police said “lacerations and sperm” were found on her genitalia and body was covered in scratches and bruises. An autopsy found Ms Dacera’s death was caused by a ruptured aortic aneurysm.
Previously, customers who visit karaoke outlets are required to undergo COVID-19 test, but according to MHA and MTI selected karaoke establishments will NOT be required to let their customers ungerdo the swab test.
The establishments that are selected to reopen will have to go through a number of conditions before they can proceed.
Teo Heng has since applied for the pilot scheme but the relevant agencies.
Once application has been approved Teo Heng will be back in operation.
A video was recently uploaded on the Instagram page sgfollowsall which shows a PMD which exploded.
The PMD exploded in the middle of the road and a fire could be seen burning as bystanders stood nearby to enjoy the view.
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