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My wife thinks that I been f*cking some PRC woman because my mandarin has improved lately!

Dear SingaporeUncensored,

 

I been married for 5 years and since remain faithful to my wife. I admit I have quite a bad record during my younger days when I was still dating her. I would drink and party so heavily that sometime I don’t even know where I am the next morning.

I the type that my friends would be convince that I would stay single for life as so it came to be much of a surprise to them when I sent them my wedding invitation. After all I thought it was time to be settle and start a family and I was most than willing to put my partying days behind.

I grow up never liking mandarin and always like to skip mandarin classes and I would barely scrap through and my wife knows that. For my job I need to travel often due to the business dealings and recently the country I would potentially need to go to China.

When it comes to work, I always do my best to fulfill my duties so picking up mandarin despite me hating it would benefit my work. Practice make perfect right so I begin speaking and using It more often and at home at work and when I go out with my family.

One day when I was alone with my wife, out of the blue she started accusing saying that lately was I f*cking some PRC woman because my Mandarin have been improving and I been using it lately. I WAS WTH??! No matter how much I explains she wouldn’t believe me and want to check my email eventually I relent.

In the end when she could find anything, she warned me better not to try anything or I be deep sh*t. *Sigh I guess that karma for me being a playboy last time.

-Damien

GIRL WALK AND PLAY PHONE SCOLD ME “F*** U” AFTER BUMPING INTO ME

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Dear Singapore Uncensored,

I am deeply annoyed by a number of people walking without looking what is in front of them. The eyes seem to be glued to the phone. I encountered a girl at Jurong East MRT that was walking and playing the phone. It was too crowded and I had no way to avoid her.  She ended bumping into me and she got pissed off.

She turned around and said:

“F*CK U”

I was like WTF? you play your LJ phone without looking and blame me?

I responded to her

“CONTINUE PLAY YOUR LJ PHONE. HOPE GET BANG BY A CAR”

Am I suppose to give you the right of way like your some self-entitled queen? It’s rush hour everyone is rushing I can’t give a sh*t. Can you imagine if this was at the traffic light and it’s her versus a car instead?

Submitted By: Tan

 

Yet Another Case Of Sexual Harassment From a Grabcar Driver

A grab car passenger was shocked when she received dirty messages from a grab car driver asking for a sexy massage. The SMS was sent to her last Wednesday. Initially, she was not clear about the intention of the sender until the driver asked if she provides tantric massage which means sexy massage.

The female passenger has since posted the photo on an Uber and Grab driver Facebook group and lodged a report with Grab.

Looks like no sexy time for the driver.

Mini Cooper burst into flames at Block 18A at Jalan Membina (Video)

Mother wanted to pick up kids from tuition end up big fire!

Fire! The insurance claim for this should be quite gao lat.

A Mini Cooper burst into blazes yesterday evening at the multi-storey carpark of Block 18A at Jalan Membina. nothing was left of her vehicle aside from a darkened Mini Cooper skeleton.

The insurance for this incident should be quite difficult to claim.

ANOTHER FOOD SHOP ANY HOW CHOP. $7.20 One plate. BEWARE!

I urge your readers to better avoid nasi padang stalls in future if you can help it. Be it hawker or foodcourt, the price is equally shocking. Recently, i went to the hawker center to buy breakfast, just one mee goreng and a meat pau and it cost $5 already!

My friend has an even worse experience patronizing nadi padang stalls. Although the sign said 1 vegetable, 1 meat and rice cost only $3.30, when he ordered rice, bean sprout, asam fish and 2 table spoon of sambal sotong, it costs him a whopping $7.20. This lunch was a total rip off and never will he return to the stall.

Even I as a malay cannot tahan the way they anyhow count the food prices, the price shoot up like rocket. Tak boleh tahan harga naik!!!

Hisham

APPEAL FOR WITNESS HIT & RUN @ BUKIT BATOK

He is my father. We need witness on the 08/03/2017 .he was knocked down by a car early in the morning 5:14 an until now still in the ICU, we did not know what happened at the accident until now from the traffic police.

The traffic police only say they are investigating, what should we do at the moment, he was badly injured of bones and kidney. Please if anyone saw the accident at Bukit batok East Avenue 5 toward St 21, please report to the police. Thank you very much

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Trailer truck XE131U (RIO Logistics (S) Pte Ltd) going against the traffic On MCE (VIDEO)

GOING AGAINST TRAFFIC ON THE HIGHWAY

THIS DRIVER DAMN GARANG

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

Trailer truck XE131U (RIO Logistics (S) Pte Ltd) going against the traffic at the entrance of west bound MCE from ECP just this morning on 17 March 2017 around 8am.

(Video Credit: Samuel Lee)

Young Mother’s misplace phone has precious memories of baby hopes the finder would return it!!

I left my iPhone 6 (with a brown back cover) in IKEA tampines nursing room at about 4pm today. Please, i beg you, to return to me. I’ve got all my precious photos of my little boy in there and is something i can never in MY LIFE have it again. You may save up enough to buy another phone, but no money can return the photos i have in there. When i’m old and feeble, and memories failing me, these are the photos that will remind me and family of this amazing little boy i gave life to. Please don’t rob a part of my life away.
Please, please, help me to share this post. And hopefully, by God’s grace, the one who found it will return to me.

The phone has been off, the intention is pretty clear. You are a mommy too, if you have found it in the nursing room. So you know the pain of losing all the memories you have with your baby.
Thank you mummies, do help me out here.

Source: Jac Leow

 

SAF MIGHT SPEND $92.6M TO BUY WEAPONS FROM THE US!

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What is the SAF spending money on? SAF might be buying 2000 precision-guided mortars to upgrade our defense.

The contract for buying 2000 units of XM395 precision mortar with the US will cost $92.6 million

What do you guys think?

Statement by DSCA:

“The Government of Singapore intends to use these defense articles to modernize its armed forces to meet current and future threats, to strengthen its homeland defense, and to provide greater security for its economic infrastructure,”

MOTORCYCLIST DIED AFTER TYRE FROM TRAILER CAME OUT AND HIT HIM!!!(VIDEO)

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Viewer discretion is advised.

Yesterday afternoon a tyre got loose from a trailer and “ran away” from the trailer on KJE and it was sent flying to the opposing lane and hit the motorcyclist and died.