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Gas delivery driver think his lorry very big must take up 3 parking lots

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Dear Singapore Uncensored,

I know sometimes the gas delivery man is on a rush to complete many deliveries for gas. Many people are waiting to replace their empty gas tanks for new ones so they can cook.

But still, why park like this? Cannot take a few more seconds to actually par properly ah? Other than parallel parking, angle parking, or perpendicular parking, can anybody else explain what kind of parking is this? That’s three lots taken up!

We make this guy famous!

By Mick

VIETNAM DISCO GIRL COME TAKE YOUR MONEY AND SPREADS SEX DISEASE

VIetnam_Girl_0My Friend know this age 22 Vietnam girl from Johor club The Zon and paramount. She claim that she was just looking for love but her motive was money. The most selfish act was she actually had sex transmitted diseases.

When my Friend got know her, she was acting shy but quite outgoing. After a few chat at WeChat, they went out for a walk, “sort” of dating, but she at first act like so innocent to go bed with him, but after they had Sex, she wanted 100RM from my Friend. After a few time of bedding, my Friend start feeling itching of his private area and notice bubble spot around. So he went to see doctor and found out that he had this sickness.

I’m out to inform all man outside to be extra careful with this following girl carrying STD.

Car Toon

 

A DISASTROUS HONEYMOON EXPERIENCE WITH SA TOURS! BEWARE!

JYWOtEdA DISASTROUS HONEYMOON EXPERIENCE WITH SA TOURS/LET’S GO EUROPE (LGE)! 12D Let’s Go Aurora Finland & Norway + Hurtigurten Cruise
If you are looking for a tour agency that can provide you with a horrendous northern lights trip and totally ruin your lights chasing experience, look no further! You have chosen the right agency! No other agency can mess it up any more than them. SA Tours subcontracted their northern lights tour packages to Let’s Go Europe (LGE) and we learnt about that only at a later time. You must be thinking, “SA Tours branding is on it, how bad can it get?
This guy must be sprouting nonsense!” Read on to find out more! During our briefing conducted by LGE, we were told by their product manager, Ken See that we made the best decision in our lives when we chose this tour package.
LGE provides us with a northern lights promise by providing us a safety net. You must be wondering what this safety net is about? It is a night in Tromso where they will arrange an additional Northern Light hunting excursion if we did not get to see it by then. Sounds promising right? I was very impressed by this “promise” myself, thinking i had indeed made the best decision in my life.
What he failed to mention was that this Tromso night was removed from our itinerary! I went down to SA Tours/LGE office twice to make payments for the trip and attended this briefing by Ken See, but nobody informed me of this itinerary change. If you enjoy paying for a tour agency’s services and scrutinizing their itinerary then you must definitely sign up for their tour package! You will have a fun time playing this “spot the difference” game! Back to the tour itself, we were assigned a tour guide, Peter Oh who did not have any prior experience in leading a northern lights tour. SA Tours/LGE were kind enough to train him by assigning him to our tour group at our expense! On the only night where there were lights activity, Peter went out on his own to capture the best shot of the northern lights and left the entire group at the hotel, scrambling to look for a suitable spot to view the lights. He even shared his northern lights photo on our WhatsApp group chat to show those whom he left behind at the hotel! A considerate and wonderful tour guide! For the rest of the nights in these northern lights cities, all he did was just issued us our room keys before 6pm and left us by ourselves to look for food and search the surroundings for a dark spot to wait for the lights.
Can’t expect much from him since he’s new to this tour himself! On New Year’s Day, we had signed up for a day tour to Estonia from Helsinki. But he forgot to inform the tour group to bring our passports (he himself forgotten to bring too!)As a responsible tour guide, he suggested for us to board the cruise to Estonia without our passports and lie to the customs officials that we had lost them should we get checked! In the end, we disappointed him by refusing his suggestions. Some of the tour group members brought their passports along and managed to board the cruise to Estonia (lucky them!) without a tour guide. Helsinki was a dead city with a lot of places closed on New Year’s Day. Peter decided to train us to be independent by disappearing, leaving us by ourselves to look for our own meals, despite knowing that my wife was sick. In the end, we decided to accept his training and not wait for him in the icy cold weather. We appreciated his evasive and irresponsible behavior because we never knew that we could be that independent in a foreign country despite being sick! In summary, if you are looking for tour agencies to screw up an important trip (eg, honeymoon. Which is what this trip meant to us), look no further. SA Tours and LGE are your perfect choices.
#SATours #lge #lgetravel #europetours #Finland #Norway #northernlights #europespecialist
From Wei Lun

GF asking for a Loan To Buy Prada Bag. “I TOLD Her TO F OFF”

proDear SU,

After 11 painful months i decided to move on and broke off from this burden girlfriend. This woman Shermaine Lau has been nothing but a burden to me. This is the 3rd time in 2 months she has asked me a loan to buy branded garbage.

She told me this

“I need to keep up with my friends or i will lose face”

Knn lose face? You lucky i never smack your face. If cannot afford then don’t try to hang out with your this so called “friends” or “sisters”. Real friends don’t care what you have or can afford.

I got money and i make a good amount every month. But money spend on you is like burning the money. First 2 loans have not return come ask me for a 3rd loan. This kind of girls will be forced to work as prostitutes in the future.

Wake up la u f*ucking bi*ch

“The first two loans take it as the fee for f*ucking u 5 times a weeks for the past 11 months. Quite Worth It.”

Send in via: Alvin Ng

Chicken + Pizza = KFC Chizza. Pizza That Has Dough Replaced With Layer Of Fried Chicken

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9d310982d755e4212c71b23688562cfcChicken + Pizza = KFC Chizza. Pizza That Has Dough Replaced With Layer Of Fried Chicken

Fried chicken and pizza lovers!! Are you ready? KFC Chizza is finally launched in SIngapore. Its like eating a pizza with cheese and toppings BUTTT The bread base has been replaced with a layer of crispy fried chicken.

The Chizza is currently selling for $5.50 a piece. Anyone tried it yet? is It Good?

PRC KIDS: OUR PARENTS DON’T LIKE INDIANS. WE CANNOT PLAY TOGETHER!

e05a-VistaParkYesterday spotted some PRC kids playing at our play grounds and being against our Indian Singaporeans. A friendly indian kid just wanted to make friends and play together. Guess what the PRC kids said?

The PRC kids rejected the indian kid and said:

“our parents don’t like indians”

Why are we getting such PRC individuals into Singapore when don’t share our racial harmony and to live respectively to one another.

This parents clearly think they are better and come up short than educate their youngsters the correct qualities. It is not the kids blame but rather if no one show them Singapore values, they wind up being supremacist against Singaporean minority races.

Terrible grown-ups !!! Not instructing the children the best thing!!

NUS Gold Digging WHOREible Girl – “guys that approach me are either poor, ugly or short”

qqq_censoredSaw an earlier post about a girl asking for a valentine. Well, as a girl myself I am already 30+ without a Valentine, so I dont see why you should worry. Rushing will give you more trouble on the other hand.

Firstly, most of the guys that approach me are either poor, ugly or short. All I ask for is a Fendi brand handbag, but none of these tards can even afford it.

Secondly, I am too used to dining in posh restaurants and I remember that there is one pathetic guy who had the audacity to invite me for a meal at a coffeeshop near his house. How dare he! That was one of the humilation that I wouldnt forget.

If I had to mention the cons, it would go a long way…. Anyway I hope you get my point of avoiding these despo guys.

As a CFO of some finance company, I have a long queue of suitors, with mostly lacking in quality, falling short of the standard that I have set. Sometimes I feel like the guys are the true gold diggers! Also dont come to me just because I am good looking, I will crunch you like a tigress!

Point is, you are still young and aim to be a true successful career oriented woman. Work towards it. Dont be desperate for guys as valentines because WE DONT NEED GUYS to SURVIVE! When you are truly successful, they will be at your disposal!

Yes, Valentine’s Day is next week but I dont give a damn because it just gonna be another day with a mass orgy of h**ny moths, lusting for my attention.

25 year old Slits A Student’s Throat To Rob Iphone In Thailand(GRAPHIC VIDEO)

The victim in the video just started university.. This video was caught by public CCTV camera. A life is lost over an Iphone. The reason of him killing for the phone is because the victim retaliated, in the video the victim is stab several times before being lifeless on the ground

The attacker is a notorious robber in thailand at age 25 he has already went in and out of jail several times. He committed his first robbery at the age of 15.

After his arrest he was escorted by the police but the public wanted him dead so bad and attacked him. This was his words before getting charge in court.

“If he did not resist i would not have kill him. He should just let me have the iphone”

He showed no sign of remorse.

 

Drunk Pinoy Nurse Jailed 5 Weeks After Attacking Taxi Driver’s Face

edz-ello-singapore_0A 31 year old Pinoy nurse   Arey Lauren Loretizo Dela Cruz was charged in court. After getting drunk at Orchard towers. The attacker board Mr Tan Kok Peng’s (age 59 )taxi at approximately 3am.

On the way to the attackers home at Simei Street 2 Blk 141. The nurse was out of control and had to vomit in the taxi. When the taxi reached the destination, the drunk nurse realise wallet only got $10. He told Mr tan to follow up his home on the 11th floor to take more money.

Mr Tan followed him up. On the way up,He took a photo of the drunk nurse incase the drunk nurse runs away.

The drunk nurse got unhappy with Mr Tan’s actions and started a vicious assault till the old man was on the floor

After the lift door open the drunk nurse ran away. Luckily there passersby which help alert the police.

The drunk nurse got arrested and was sentenced to 5 weeks of jail.

 

My tinder date “friend zone” me because I was too perfect for her!

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After nearly 10 dates with the girl I know from tinder, I thought its was time as I felt that she was the perfect girl to be in my life. So I asked her go steady. The most dreaded reply that any guy who didn’t want to hear came. She say that she only see me as a friend! I was like what the hell?!?! I mean kiss and make out before and now she says she see me as a friend.

She then went on to explains that she friendzone me because I was too perfect for her. I was told by her that I make a better husband than boyfriend and she wanted to keep me until the time was right. If we ever dated and broke up she was hate to lose me forever. All the ladies would always keep the best till the time is right for marriage.

Tell me what nonsense is this??

-Heartbrokenboy