Dear Editor,
Was with my wife at a vietnam food store on joo chiat road last sunday. saw this tiko looking ah peh looking at every vietnam girl that walk by. The guy look like late 30s. Finally one of the girl who i assume is a prostitute asked if the uncle was interested in having a good massage.The uncle said “why u want catch my pikachu?” and laugh like a evil monster to himself.
The look in his eyes was so sickening that i decided to quickly leave the place
Posted by the red rambutan man
Good friends play pokemon till play mother and no more friends
J: Eh fu*k ur Pokémon la so noob
G: Fu*k you! You took my gym bloody c**k
J: What bloody c**k
J: Oh ya I fk ur mother during menses
J: Now my c**k bloody
G: Eh.. dont be a cb play mother and father
J: What play mother
J: I only play ur mother pukimon
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Dear Editor,
I felt betrayed by my best friend! He sleep my girlfriend behind my back!!
I went to my friend house for a gathering together with my girlfriend at his place in Hougang. We were drinking and i got drunk quickly as i am not good at drinking games. I fall asleep in the living room after that.
I woke up in the morning and saw my girlfriend sleeping on the sofa. I went to my friend room to wake him up as i wanted to have breakfast. When i open the room door, i saw my friend sleeping naked in the room and i saw my girlfriends panties on the ground next to his bed. I was furious and punched him in the face.
He scream and pushed me away, my girlfriend rush into the room and stop the fight. My friend admitted that he slept with my girlfriend and she love him more then me. I was furious and slapped my girlfriend before i left.
who can i trust now that even my best friend and girlfriend can betray me…
-Cheated boyfriend-
Dear Singapore Uncensored,
Last Saturday evening, My friend was with me at Chinatown.A group of weird looking PRC(4 woman and 1 guy) approach my nerdy friend and claim that his love life is low and wanted to sell him something that can bless his love life.
First a beautiful PRC woman approach my friend and asked if he was looking at her. My friend said no. Shortly after that the other 4 approach and asked if his love life is on the downside and asked if he needed some help.
They claim that this magic essence when rub on his forehead will shine and attract the positive energy and increase his charisma. My nerdy friend is a pushover and easily gets pressured into weird sales tactics like this. After the woman said it only cost $488 i pulled my friend away.
The men in the group started to get aggressive and said in mandarin “WHY ARE U STOPPING HIM FROM GETTING LOVE. WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE U”.
Omg! I wanted to slap the guy but i pulled him away and move off quickly. I believed they are not only targeting the young but also alot of old uncles at Chinatown.
Fking FT Scammers!
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Yesterday she was at northpoint during lunch break and it was having mild rain.
As she was smoking near the carpark to take shuttle from the mild rain.
NEA personnel approached her to summon her and also tell her to stand under rain to smoke if don’t want get fined.
So all smoker must smoke in heavy rain too?
Dear Editor,
Recently my friend Ah Boon bought a Thai amulet from a dealer in Geylang for good luck and blessing.
Things was smooth and he won much money in casino, he even starting to get lucky with girls when he goes to night clubs.
A few days ago, he begin to experience spooky things at night.
He started with hearing dragging sound on the floor in the middle of the night and people walking.
Things got worst and it became physical!! He started to bleed for no reason on his leg and arm. He also felt something pulling his hair and feel heavy on his shoulder!!
He threw the Amulet away as he felt something was wrong with it but all the weird things are still happening!
Please advise and help dear Singaporean!! The picture i send is a Amulet that is similar to what he have! I am worried for my friend safety!
-Concern friend-
Dear Singapore Uncensored,
I was with my girlfriend walking home from dinner. There were a bunch of teenagers making a lot of noise at tampines ave 10. We heard someone shouted “call the ambulance!”.
One of the teens was vomiting nonstop. Extremely disgusting!
We could hear the commotion “i dare him eat 10 piece chicken, he did but now i think he dying!!!” But they smell of alcohol and underage. I think they came up with this lame excuse as a group of people crowded them and wanted to call the police. Its seems the local shops are not doing enough in checking the age of alcohol buyers.
Submitted by: Ali Scott
What do you guys think?
(Image source: Norwegian Environment Agency)
In Norway more than 300 reindeer were killed by deadly lightning strike during a thunder storm.
Reindeers tend to stick together in bad weather.
Agency spokesman Kjartan Knutsen said “it’s not uncommon for reindeer or other wildlife to be killed by lightning strikes but this was an unusually deadly event.
We have not heard about such numbers before.”
Dear Editor,
I was approached by one guy claims to be from Standard charter bank. He mention to me that they have a new life insurance plan. He proceed to explain that i only require to pay $15 a month for the next 12 months and i will win 2 air tickets to Europe and accommodation will be in a 5 star hotel of my choice.
The man sound professional and convincing.
Just one problem, I am not stupid and able to do my mathematics.
$15 for 12 months will add up to $180 a year, $180 for 2 air tickets to Europe and a 5 star hotel accommodation of my choice? Too good to be true.
I did not managed to capture a photo of that man, but please beware of a well dress man in his 30s claims to be from Standard Charter Bank (Which i don’t think it is true) selling life insurance plan.
(image source: : Facebook/Tarika Patty)
A Thai man was destitute and jobless – however that all changed when he was compensated for his great karma.
As indicated by Coconuts Bangkok, Facebook client Tarika Patty said the anonymous vagrant had given back her beau’s wallet on Monday despite the fact that the man scarcely had cash and had been living in the city for over a year.
The wallet had THD 20,000 (about S$784) money inside.
Tarika’s beau had not in any case acknowledged he dropped his wallet.
The vagrant took it to the police headquarters, who found the wallet’s proprietor.
Tarika’s beau was monstrously appreciative, and when he discovered that the person had been out of labor for a year and utilized Huay Kwang MRT station as a spot to rest, he knew the ideal approach to reward him.
He gave him an occupation and a spot to sit tight.
Genuineness is truly the best goodness.
Tarika wrote in a redesign:
“He is well and practicing good eating habits. He was inquiring as to whether this was each of the a fantasy. Haha. Doing great can unquestionably fulfill one extremely in life.”
She posted pictures of herself taking him out looking for garments, and in addition a photo of him in his new home, sitting on a quaint little inn at the camera.
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