No one can beat my platoon mate’s Keng level
Little backstory, currently in Guards battalion with this special dude, with 250+ days left to ORD.
This dude who I shall call “Keng kia”, ever since getting posted to Guards after POP, started to see MO regularly to get ex uniform status for some eczema, whr the MO always rejects the status due to it not being severe enough.
(By the way his eczema only affected his calves and it is considerably mild, and because he is tall, his black socks are the length of his boots too so the socks doesn’t touch the eczema at all. Besides, he regularly wears skinny jeans too)
After the MO rejects his req for ex uni, he reported sick outside of camp just to see specialist and somehow he gets 3 months of ex uni.
And because we’re in guards, there is a lot of outfields between rotations, so because he doesn’t wear uniform, he can skip outfield and just stays in bunk.
OH AND SO MANY DAYS INTO NS, KENG KIA HAS YET TO SERVE A SINGLE GUARD DUTY.
There was this one time where we did a 8KM route march with heavier loads, after finishing it, Keng kia casually asks one of us “eh why u nvr sweat? U skiving ah”, that was the last straw for all of us, we were pissed off and wanted to whack him outside camp.
It pissed me off even more because I actually see oekple with full body eczema, arms and legs and neck, wearing long 4 or smart 4. This Keng kia Abit only, keep wanting to ex uni and even mock us for doing route marches or othe combat training.
Doubt got anyone trashier can beat this Keng kia. Bet certain ASA from 3 guards will know exactly who I’m talking about.