Male colleagues who are gong tao-ed by women at work
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Have a colleague which would jump at any opportunity to interact with girls, like acting helpful or ends up resorting to teasing them if they don’t respond in a flirty way.
Average looking, simp to his gf but will ping you whenever any females he deems attractive walks by. Adds female colleagues who haven’t yet joined the team and even female vendors on LinkedIn or Facebook.
Acts like he’s a bro to guys but his true allegiance is to p-sy. He’s definitely had an all boys education. Common occurrence at work?
Netizens’ comments
- OP, gong tao means black magic, your colleague is just tiko.
While i dont have a colleague like this, i had a uni professor whos kinda like that. Worse, it’s rumored that you’ve got to have a girl in your project group to score. And the more hiao the girl the better.
He’s pretty infamous for it, some of the people here who took his course before would know who im referring to lol - It’s call Chee Hong, if you need the precise name since ancient times.
- Value Dollar Jonny Bravo sounds more accurate tbh.
- Not just colleague but biz partner who literally loses focus when we having meeting and chio auntie walks by. Ffs we’re half her age he also tio stun. Gf 20+, solid 8/10.
- Yes, simps are everywhere. And so are people who are inexplicably annoyed by simps when it doesn’t concern them.
- Had a colleague who kept asking the females to “watch their step” when we were out together. King of the white knights
- Ngl it sounds like a threat. Tripping women to their deaths but making it look like an accident
- you can one up him by telling them to “watch your front”. even better if can give some commands in melayu.
- Ngl it sounds like a threat. Tripping women to their deaths but making it look like an accident