Yishun really is another planet sia. One absolute clown delivery rider boasts about 200km/h E-bike until LTA take away. Now back to bicycle, serves him right.
Bro, I cannot with these Yishun people anymore. Literally just now, I was waiting for an order at Northpoint City. You know how the vendor take damn long to prepare the food right? So I was just standing there, stone-ing and checking my Telegram, when this random Grab/Deliveroo fellow rider steps up to me to start small talk.
At first, quite normal. We complain about the platform fees, complain about the rain, complain about cheapskate customers who don’t want to leave a tip. Then suddenly, this guy starts laughing like a madman and tells me about this other phantom rider in our area.
He told me this specific legend bought a modified E-bike. Okay, modified E-bike quite common, we all know some people like to “zhng” their PMDs even though LTA catch until damn strict. But this guy? He didn’t just bypass the 25km/h speed limit. He went around boasting to everyone in the coffee shops that his E-bike can hit 200km/h.
200km/h, bro! You think you driving Formula 1 car at Marina Bay street circuit is it? You think you riding Hayabusa on the PIE? This is a delivery bicycle frame with a battery pack and Grab food bag attached to the back, not a MotoGP superbike. If you hit a bump at 200km/h, you will fly straight from Yishun Ring Road into Johor Bahru, I swear to god.
Naturally, what happens when you have a mouth bigger than your brain? You get regular visits from the orange vest heroes. The rider told me LTA officers caught up to this genius. Obviously, the enforcement officers didn’t even need a speed gun—the moment they saw the specs or heard him bragging, it was game over. The whole modified beast got confiscated on the spot. Faster than you can say “Your order is arriving.”
Now? The storyteller said the 200km/h superstar is back to using a standard, 100% human-powered manual bicycle. From “Fast and Furious” to leg day every single day. Now he has to pedal until his legs collapse just to deliver a packet of chicken rice.
Honestly, absolute satisfaction. These are the kind of clowns that give honest delivery riders a bad name. LTA see one idiot like this, then they introduce 50 new regulations to punish the rest of us who are just trying to make a living. To that legendary rider: thanks for the entertainment, and enjoy the quad workout, bro! Yishun truly never disappoints.