My girlfriend confessed to cheating on me so I lied and told her I cheated on her
My(25m) girlfriend(26) confessed to cheating on me last night, so I told her I’ve been cheating the whole time we’ve been together. I had my suspicions that she’s been cheating as she’s been staying out late and just acting strange in general.
Well, when she made her big announcement I replied by saying I’ve been cheating on her for the entirety of our relationship, which isn’t true.
I told her I’ve been sleeping with 1 other woman consistently and this drove her absolutely insane – like I genuinely thought she was going to do someone rash, like slash my tires or something.
But no, she just screamed at me and demanded to know who she was. She went on to say she only cheated once and she was completely inebriated when it happened as if that someone absolves her of any wrongdoing. The audacity.
well anyways, I broke up with her and threw her out of my house. I then proceeded to invite the boys over for a gathering.
All in all, it was a hilarious experience. I know it’s not a crazy story, but I thought it was funny enough to share.
Netizens’ comments
- You have to imply it was one of her friends but don’t tell her who.
- I am always amazed at people who get upset when they say they cheated but get upset when they find out they were cheated on too…why would they care? They obviously do not care enough about the other to stay faithful
- Eh…now in her mind her cheating was justified and she thinks you’re trash so no big loss. I would have preferred just breaking up with her and letting her live with the regret she lost a great guy.