As I sit here at my desk, I can’t help but think about my colleague, Jane. She’s a lesbian in her 40s, and she’s been struggling to find a partner for years. It’s almost like she’s trying to win some kind of award for longest time spent alone.
But lately, things have taken a turn for the worse. Jane has started to show signs of early menopause, and with it, her behavior has become a constant source of entertainment for the rest of us. I mean, who doesn’t love a good hot flash or mood swing?
I remember when Jane first joined our company, she was full of life and energy. Or at least, she pretended to be. Now, she’s just a shadow of her former self, stumbling around the office like a cranky old lady.
As we all know, Jane’s been unlucky in love. But let’s be real, it’s not like she’s been trying that hard. I mean, have you seen her dating profile?
I’ve lost count of how many times Jane has snapped at me or one of our colleagues for no reason. It’s like she’s trying to prove some kind of point, like “Hey, I’m menopausal, and I can be as cranky as I want!”
The best part is, Jane has no idea how ridiculous she looks. She’s like a cartoon character, stomping around the office, muttering to herself, and waving her arms wildly. It’s like she’s trying to scare off any potential suitors.
I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing, Jane’s behavior or the fact that she thinks she’s still got it going on. Newsflash, Jane: you’re 40, menopausal, and single. It’s time to hang up the ol’ dating boots and focus on your cat lady future.
Female colleagues have been feeling uneasy lately as Jane’s touchy-feely behavior has become more frequent. She’s always been a bit of a tomboy, but now she’s taking it to a whole new level. She’s constantly patting people on the back, touching their arms, and giving them awkward hugs. It’s like she’s trying to make up for her lack of romantic prospects by being overly affectionate with her coworkers. The worst part is, she has no idea how uncomfortable she’s making everyone. It’s like she thinks she’s some kind of office therapist or something.