A man shared his unpleasent stories of his girlfriend after he was forced to taste her “abalone”.
Here is the story:
I dono how to tell my gf that her abalone does from come Aone it probably come from the long kang or come from my armpit.
She keep insist that her abalone smells like a flower garden by the bay but the fact is it smells like graveyard swamp at lim chu kang. I dono how to tell her as she could offended by my comments and it seems that Im her first boyfriend and she is still learning how to keep her abalone fresh.
Sometimes when I go Sheng Siong with her, I thought that I was in seafood section but I was at the canned food section. Makes me so confuse, it seems like she is not aware of it and her family members never inform her about it.
I am thinking how to tell her without hurting her or making her cry. As embarassing as it can get she probably need to get some vagisil or some cleaner.
My friend suggested to me to go guardian with her and hint her by asking if she used any female cleanser so that it does not look like i suggested it out of no where.
I had to do this as when we are having s** she forced me to lick it and it feels like I having XX with a garbage can or junk yard.