Embarrassing confession here. My girlfriend told me she does not get wet when she sees me anymore and demand I take the following steps if not she will break up with me.
I am here to ask if people think I should listen to her? She wants me to lose 5kg as I have a muffin top. She wants me to go for a hair transplant as I am receding at the temples. Full head of hair otherwise though.
She said it is embarrassing for her to be seen dating someone who might go bald one day. She wants me to go for plastic surgery to shave the bone around my jaw as she said my face is too wide. I actually went to see a surgeon who told me she thinks it is a bad idea as usually, this sort of drastic surgery is more for people who have been in serious accidents.
Overall I will say I am a slightly above average looking guy. I am not particularly good looking but there are girls who are drawn to my looks. My girlfriend on the other hand can easily be a model.
She is super vain and is the sort who can spend four hours just picking the perfect lipstick colour.
I am honestly quite dismayed though that she seems to be viewing me as a cosmetic product for herself too.