My friend recently told me that he broke up with his girlfriend because of a weird “appetite” that she has about him.
He also claims that he was not the first one that had to go through this as she admitted to him that all his exes also go through the same thing.
They had been together for about two years, and I also assume that he has put up with this “appetite” of hers for as long as their relationship asks.
He says that he used to be a neatly groomed guy, always shaving his pubes on time and keeping them clean just in case he ‘gets lucky’.
However, that all changed when he got together with his girlfriend.
According to him, she likes to ‘go down’ on him and eat his ‘jewels’ whenever they were having their ‘couple time’.
One day into their relationship, she suddenly ‘demanded’ that he only shave the left side of his ‘jewels’ because she only wants to eat the left side as she says that all guys smell nicer on their left side.
He obliged and all this time while they were together, he has only been trimming his left side, which made his right side look like an ‘Amazon rainforest’ and left side look like the Sahara Desert.
This made him feel uneven and weird because when he wears his underwear, hair can be seen on the right side but it is all clean on the left and on top of that, he often only scratches his left side because it is prickly.
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