I (f22) was talking to this guy from tinder for a couple months but we couldn’t rlly meet due to outside circumstances (distance + university).
we decided to meet up one weekend super last minute and he offered to pick me up. we went back to his place and did what had to be done.
i was laying on my back and he was choking me and making eye contact but it was my first time and i kinda got nervous so i thought it’d be funny to start playing dead.
i closed my eyes and turned my head to the side, stopped making noise, and became limp. i even stuck my tongue out to add to the bit but after some awkward silence i realized he either
a.) didn’t realize what i was doing,
or b.) thought it wasn’t funny.
i got rlly embarrassed and we went back to f-ing, and the day after he ghosted me… :/ i’m sooo embarrassed
Netizens’ comments
- GIRL WHYYYYYY LMAOOOOO U CRAZYYYYY
- Lol good work, got rid of that weirdo. Who chokes someone their first time sleeping with that person???
- Would’ve been worse if he’d started pounding harder and finished 4 seconds later.
- Guess he’s playin dead, too.
- I think he may have thought that he actually choked you to unconsciousness, he probably was freaked out and then was relieved when he realized you were faking.
- Let’s start with the positives:
1)That sounds too funny.
2)And you definitely dodged a bullet or more to say a future crazy ex.
Here comes the negatives:
1)Never meet a new guy or someone you don’t thoroughly know and head to their place for the first time. Its SUPER dangerous.
2)You don’t sound like you’re into “rough play” so don’t do it or even entertan it. It saves you the boredom of having to lay there. Hook up culture is hook up culture but you’re allowed to say what you don’t like/not into or won’t do.