I’m tired of smelling my boyfriend’s farts/ass all day, everyday
I sniff his laundry to check if it’s dirty or not, chances are that any bottoms smell like ripe butt. I’ve gotten to a point where I don’t sniff anymore–if it’s on the floor, it’s dirty.
He eats curry or pizza? Well, I’m screwed for 24 hours. Constant fart odors in our room all day. I leave and come back, walk into fart zone. There’s a literal scent threshold that I cross in the door frame.
He hasn’t showered for more than 1 day? Swass through and through. Sitting down, standing up… even during intercourse if his cheeks are spread, I smell it.
I’m so tired of smelling this smell. I don’t know what to do. Is this normal for men? I’ve been with him for almost 7 years. I don’t know if it’s the fact that I never noticed until now or if he just stopped caring!!! Does this mean I don’t love him anymore? Help!!!!!!!!!
Oh and sometimes he doesn’t brush his teeth for a couple days.
Someone please save me.
Guess I should point out that when I say “bottoms” that doesn’t just mean underwear. I won’t sniff underwear. I mean jeans, sweatpants, other pants that don’t have stains on them so they look wearable again, but somehow they sometimes carry the butt smell. And tbh I didn’t think that was possible but it’s something Ive been noticing more and more lately so it’s weird.