Throwaway account for obvious reasons, but I just need to get this off my chest because if I tell my bros, they will definitely say I’m hallucinating or making things up.
Yesterday night, I was feeling damn stressed after a brutal week at work, so I decided to go down to this random, slightly shady pub at Jalan Besar just to clear my head and have a few quiet pints. When I walked in, the vibe was exactly what you’d expect—dim neon lights, uncles singing old-school Hokkien songs, and the usual hostesses hovering around the VIP tables. Because I’m not a regular and I don’t buy expensive towers, nobody bothered to come over and entertain me. I was just sitting alone in the corner, nursing my beer, feeling like an absolute ghost.
Fast forward to near midnight. My beer was almost finishing, and I was already feeling quite high from the alcohol, just space-outing and staring at the wall. Suddenly, this absolute 10/10 girl from the pub walks straight over to my table. No warning, no “hello boss want to buy drink?”, nothing. She just looks at me, says I look very nice, and the next thing I know, she leans in and straight up french kisses me.
Wtf right? My brain literally short-circuited for a solid three seconds. I was completely stunned, but because the alcohol already hit my head, I just went on with it and enjoyed the moment. It lasted for a good few seconds before she just smiled, turned around, and walked back to the counter like nothing happened.
I checked my bill after that, fully expecting some hidden “$200 special service charge” or a demand to buy her a lady’s drink, but nope. It cost me absolutely nothing. Say real, the experience was quite shiok, but now that I’m sober, I’m just sitting here wondering what the hell actually happened. Was it a dare? Did she mistake me for some K-drama actor in the dark? Either way, Jalan Besar hits different on a Friday night.